Incwadi Yami; or, twenty years' personal experience in South AfricaMatthews, J. W. (Josiah Wright)
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Incwadi Yami; or, twenty years' personal experience in South Africa
Matthews, J. W. (Josiah Wright)
Diamond mines and mining -- South Africa; South Africa -- Description and travel
The detective department, from “information received,” determined to
make these ladies a domiciliary visit; so one afternoon, just as a nice
little tiffin had been washed down with a glass of fine Clicquot,
rendered still more delicious by the inspection of the glittering gems,
which they had proudly been displaying to the longing eyes of the
landlady, who had come in to remove the cloth, a sharp tap was heard at
the door, and in walked the dreaded forms of two prominent detectives
and a female searcher.
Quick as lightning the landlady whisked up the cloth, diamonds and all,
leaving the room to give the officers the opportunity of a private and
confidential interview with their startled guests. These gentlemen
having explained the object of their visit politely introduced their
female companion, and retired to smoke a cigar on the verandah.
The lady visitor, or rather the female searcher, at once took advantage
of her position, and sarcastically remarked to her agitated “friends”:
“Never mind, my dears, let down your hair; I have had finer ladies than
you through my fingers before.”
After expressing satisfaction at the elegance of their coiffure, she
then proceeded to admire their entire wardrobe, even the pretty little
No. 2’s and silk stockings in which their tiny feet were encased did not
escape attention.
Not finding any portion of their apparel encrusted with gems of purest
ray, decidedly meant, in this case, to blush unseen, this “perfect lady”
proceeded to express her appreciation of the delicate whiteness of their
arms, somewhat marring their beauty, however, by leaving marks of sundry
pinches which she inflicted to test the genuine nature of their
plumpness.[50]
This interview being brought to a satisfactory or unsatisfactory
conclusion, as the reader may elect to decide, the detectives and their
coadjutrix took their departure. Forthwith the ladies rang the bell for
the landlady, who promptly answered it, but wonderful to relate denied
the most remote knowledge of the contents of the table-cloth, averring
that when she shook it there was nothing but bread-crumbs to be seen.
What could be done? These ladies dare not appeal to the police, time
pressed, their passages had been taken, so they were compelled to brave
the perils of the deep, unsupported by the pleasing hope that they had
cherished of a profitable visit to the horticultural domains of Hatton
Garden, E. C.
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