Initial Studies in American LettersBeers, Henry A. (Henry Augustin)
History
Initial Studies in American Letters
Beers, Henry A. (Henry Augustin)
American literature -- History and criticism
"The feller took the box again and took another long, particular look
and give it back to Smiley, and says, very deliberate; 'Well,' he says,
'I don't see no p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other
frog.'
"'May be you don't,' Smiley says. 'May be you understand frogs, and
may be you don't understand 'em; may be you've had experience, and may
be you aint only a amature, as it were. Anyways, I've got my opinion,
and I'll resk forty dollars that he can outjump any frog in Calaveras
County.'
"And the feller studied a minute, and then says, kinder sad like,
"'Well, I'm only a stranger-here, and I aint got no frog; but if I had
a frog I'd bet you!'
"And then Smiley says, 'That's all right--that's all right; if you'll
hold my box a minute I'll go and get you a frog.' And so the feller
took the box, and put up his forty dollars along with Smiley's, and set
down to wait.
"So he set there a good while, thinking and thinking to hisself; and
then he got the frog out and pried his mouth open, and took a teaspoon
and filled him full of quail-shot--filled him pretty near up to his
chin--and set him on the floor. Smiley, he went to the swamp and
slopped around in the mud for a long time, and finally he ketched a
frog, and fetched him in, and give him to this feller, and says, 'Now,
if you're ready, set him along-side of Dan'l, with his forepaws just
even with Dan'l, and I'll give the word.' Then he says,
'One--two--three--_git_!' and him and the feller touched up the frogs
from behind, and the new frog hopped off lively, but Dan'l give a
heave, and hysted up his shoulders--so--like a Frenchman, but it warn't
no use--he couldn't budge; he was planted as solid as a church, and
wouldn't no more stir than if he was anchored out. Smiley was a good
deal surprised, and he was disgusted too, but he didn't have no idea
what the matter was, of course.
"The feller took the money and started away; but when he was going out
at the door he sorter jerked his thumb over his shoulder--so--at Dan'l,
and says again, very deliberate, 'Well,' he says, 'I don't see no
p'ints about that frog that's any better'n any other frog.'
"Smiley, he stood scratching his head and looking down at Dan'l a long
time; and at last he says, 'I do wonder what in the nation that frog
throwed off for. I wonder if there aint something the matter with
him--he 'pears to look mighty baggy, somehow.' And he ketched Dan'l by
the nap of the neck, and hefted him, and says, 'Why, blame my cats if
he don't weigh five pound!' and turned him upside down, and he belched
out a double handful of shot. And then he see how it was, and he was
the maddest man. He set the frog down and took out after the feller,
but he never ketched him."
INDEX.
_An Index to the American Authors and Writings
and the Principal American Periodicals mentioned
in this Volume_.
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