No bird of my knowledge possesses a larger amount of humor than the
crow. I have known him to feign an attack upon a distant part of a
field of newly-sprouted corn, which was being guarded by a farmer with
his gun. When the latter would be drawn to that part of the field where
the attack was to be made, the sagacious bird would manage to outwit
him, slip around to the other side, drop down into the field and obtain
a few tender sprouts before the farmer hardly knew what was going on.
But he was always up and away at the opportune moment, and, perched
upon a fence-rail, beyond the range of the gun, would enjoy one of his
rollicking cawing laughs at the farmer’s expense. Crows that are tame
have the sense of humor more keenly developed than their wild brethren
of the fields and the woods. I once knew a tame crow that took great
pleasure in annoying a dog that lived in the same family. Carlo, as the
dog was called, was never so contented as when allowed to sleep the
hours of the morning away, after a night’s carousal, in a quiet, sunny
spot in the backyard. When the dog had become fast wrapped in the arms
of the god of slumber, the crow would steal to his side, give his ear
a sharp pull, and when the dog would awake and look around the crow
would be busy in gleaning, the most unconcerned creature in the whole
yard. Again and again would she annoy the poor animal, and always with
the same evident sense of delight, which I could always read in the
mischievous twinkle that lurked in her eyes, till the dog, bewildered
and unable to account for such mysterious actions, would silently skulk
away to other parts, where he hoped to be free from all intrusion. Even
the mistress of the house was not exempt from her annoyance. She would
carry off everything she could lay hold of, and always hid them away in
one place, that is, in a large crevice on the top of the house between
the peak of the roof and the chimney. One day the mistress’s spectacles
disappeared. Search was instituted everywhere, but without effect. None
knew better than the bird what the trouble was. While the search was
going on, she busied herself in looking around, and seemed as desirous
of finding the missing glasses as any member of the household. The look
which the bird gave showed that she enjoyed the situation of affairs
immensely, and considered it a fine joke that she had played upon her
mistress. After a few days the lost spectacles were restored to their
accustomed place, but no one ever positively knew how they came thither.
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