"Stir him with a long pole!"--and I was greatly in danger of being
treated as a surly bear, refusing to dance for his keeper; since one of
mine seemed very much disposed to gratify the spectator, and had
actually begun sharpening the end of a ten foot hickory, for the
purpose of pricking me into more sociableness. He was prevented from
carrying his generous design into effect by the suggestion of one of
his companions. "Better don't, Bosh; if ever he should git out agen,
he'd put his ear mark upon you." "Reckon you're right," was the reply
of the other, as he laid his rod out of sight.
Meanwhile, the people came and went, each departing visitor sending
others. A couple of hours might have elapsed leaving me in this
humiliating situation, chained to the stake, the beast of a bear
garden, with fifty greedy and still dissatisfied eyes upon me. Of
these, fully one fourth were of the tender gender; some pitied me, some
laughed, and all congratulated themselves that I was safely laid by the
heels, incapable of farther mischief. It was not the most agreeable
part of their remarks, to find that they all universally agreed that I
was a most frightful looking object. Whether they saw my face or not,
they all discovered that I glared frightfully upon them, and I heard
one or two of them ask in under tones, "did you see his teeth---how
sharp!" I gnashed them with a vengeance all the while, you may be sure.
CHAPTER VI
The last and worst humiliation was yet to come--that which put me for a
long season out of humour with all human and woman nature. Conscious
of an unusual degree of bustle without, I was suddenly startled by
sounds of a voice that had been once pleasingly familiar. It was that
of a female, a clear, soft, transparent sound, which, till this moment,
had never been associated in my thoughts with any thing but the most
perfect of all mortal melodies. It was now jangled harsh, like "sweet
bells out of tune." The voice was that of Emmeline. "Good heavens!" I
exclaimed to myself--"can she be here?" In another instant, I heard
that of Susannah--the meek Susannah,--she too was among the curious to
examine the features of the bedlamite, Archy Dargan. "Dear me," said
Emmeline, "is he in that place?"
"What a horrid place!" said Susannah.
"It's the very place for such a horrid creature," responded Emmeline.
"Can't he get out, papa?" said Susannah. "Isn't a mad person very
strong?"
"Oh! don't frighten a body, Susannah, before we have had a peep," cried
Emmeline; "I declare I'm afraid to look--do, Col. Nelson, peep first
and see if there's no danger." And there was the confounded Col.
Nelson addressing his eyes to my person, and assuring his fair
companions, my Emmeline, my Susannah, that there was no sort of
danger,--that I was evidently in one of my fits of apathy.
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