Mr. Bartlett's reflections, after his arrival, were--we have good
reason to know--after this fashion: "When will I cease to be a fool?
Why couldn't I stare back at all those people on the balcony as coolly
as the two fellows who sat beside me? Why couldn't I get down without
missing the step and grazing my shin on the wheel? Why should I walk
into the house with my head down, and a million of cold little needles
pricking my back, because men and women, and not sheep, were looking at
me? I have at least an average body, as men go--an average intellect,
too, I think; yet every day I see spindly, brainless squirts [Mr.
Bartlett would not have used this epithet in conversation, but it
certainly passed through his mind] put me to shame by their
self-possession. The women think me a fool because I have not the
courage to be natural and unembarrassed, and I carry the consciousness
of the fact about me whenever I meet them. Come, come: this will never
do. I am a man, and I ought to possess the ordinary resolution of a
man. Now, here's a chance to turn over a new leaf. Nobody knows me;
no one will notice me particularly; and whether I fail or succeed, the
experiment will never be brought forward to my confusion hereafter."
Full of a sudden courage he sprang to his feet, and carefully adjusted
his toilet for the tea-table, whistling cheerfully all the while. At
the sound of the gong he descended the staircase, and approached the
dining-room with head erect, meeting the gaze of the other guests with
a steadiness which resembled defiance. He was surprised to find how
mechanical and transitory were the glances he encountered. As Mr.
Bartlett's friend, I should not like to assert that in his efforts to
appear self-possessed he approached the bounds of effrontery; but I
have my own private suspicions about the matter. At the table a lively
conversation was carried on, and he was able to take many stealthy
observations of the ladies without being noticed. To his shame I must
confess that he had never been seriously in love, though it was a
condition he most earnestly desired. Attracted toward women by the
instinct of his nature, and repelled by his awkward embarrassment,
there seemed little chance that he would ever attain it. On this
particular occasion, however, he cast his eyes around with the air of a
sultan scanning his slaves before throwing the handkerchief to the
chosen one. The female guests--old, young, married, single,
ill-favored or beautiful--were subjected to the review. It is
impossible to describe Mr. Bartlett's satisfaction with himself.
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