"Ha! the card will tell us who he is," said Dick, picking it up. He
instantly burst into a roar of laughter. "Ha! ha! This comes of
wearing a Bloomer, Bertha! Though I must say it's by no means
complimentary to your little feet. Who'd suspect _you_ of having
corns?"
"Dick, what _do_ you mean?"
"Ha! ha! no doubt I came at the nick of time to prevent him from
pulling off your shoes."
"DICK!"
Therewith she impatiently jerked the card from her brother's hand. It
was large, thick, handsomely glazed, and contained the following
inscription:
PROFESSOR HURLBUT,
Chiropodist
To her Majesty Queen Victoria, and the
Nobility of Great Britain.
"Incredible!" she exclaimed. "So young, and embarrassed in his
manners; how could he ever have taken hold of the Queen's foot?"
"Embarrassed indeed!" said Dick. "I think he has a very cool way of
procuring patients. But, faith, he's chosen a romantic operating-room.
After climbing down these rocks the corns naturally begin to twinge,
and here's the Professor on hand. Behold the march of civilization!"
Bertha did not fall into her brother's vein of badinage, as usual. She
was vexed that the fresh, manly face and blue eyes into which she had
looked belonged to a charlatan, and vexed at herself for being vexed
thereat. It was not so easy, however, to dismiss Professor Hurlbut
from her mind, for Dick had related the incident to the others of the
party, with his own embellishments, and numberless were the jokes to
which it gave rise throughout the day.
Meantime Mr. Bartlett, in happy ignorance of the worst blunder he had
ever made, returned to the hotel. The day previous, at Utica, he had
been annoyed by an itinerant extractor of corns, suppressor of bunions,
and regulator of irregular nails, whose proffered card he had put into
his pocket in order to get rid of the man. It was this card which he
had presented to Miss Morris as his own. On reaching the hotel he
easily ascertained her real name and place of residence, with the
additional fact that the party were to leave for Saratoga on the
morrow. It occurred to him also that Saratoga, in the height of the
season, would be well worth a visit.
In the evening he again happened to meet the lady on the stairs. He
retreated into a corner of the landing, to make room for her ample
skirts, and, catching a glance of curious interest for her hazel eyes,
ventured to say: "Good-evening, Miss Law-ris!" suddenly correcting her
name in the middle. Bertha, in spite of the womanly dignity which she
could very well summon to her aid, could not suppress a fragment of gay
laughter, in which the supposed Professor joined. A slight inclination
of the lovely head acknowledged his salutation.
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