Bertha was cruelly embarrassed, but only for a moment. Professor
Hurlbut had at least been frank and honest in his avowal--she felt his
sincerity through and through--and he deserved equal honesty at her
hands.
"I am your debtor," said she, in an uncertain voice; "and you have a
right to expect gratitude, at least, from me. I can not, therefore,
refuse your acquaintance, though, as you know, your--your occupation
would be considered objectionable by many persons."
"My occupation!"
"Your profession, then. I must candidly confess that I have a
prejudice--a foolish one, perhaps, against it."
"My profession!" cried the astonished Bartlett; "why, I have none!"
"Well--it _is_ scarcely to be called a 'profession,' but it is always
liable to the charge of charlatanism: pardon me the word. And it may
be ridiculed in so many ways. I wish, for your sake--for I believe you
to be capable of better things--that you would adopt some other
business."
Mr. Bartlett's amazement was now beyond all bounds, "Good Heavens!" he
exclaimed, "Miss Morris, what do you mean?"
Starting up from the bench as he uttered these words he jostled
Bertha's book from her hand. The leaves parted in falling, and a large
card, escaping from between them, fluttered down upon the floor. He
picked it up and restored it to her, with the book.
"There!" she answered, giving the card back again, "there is what I
mean! Must I give you your own card in order to acquaint you with your
own business?"
Mr. Bartlett looked at it for a second in blank amazement; then, like a
flash of lightning, the whole course of the misunderstanding flashed
across his mind. He burst--I am ashamed to say--into a tremendous
paroxysm of mingled tears and laughter: were he not so strong and
masculine a man, I should say, "hysterics." In vain he struggled to
find words. At every attempt a fresh convulsion of laughter seized
him, and tears, mingled with rain, flowed down his cheeks.
Bertha began to be alarmed at this strange and unexpected convulsion.
"Professor Hurlbut!" said she, "what is the matter?"
"Professor Hurlbut!" he repeated, in a faint, scarcely audible scream;
then, striving to suppress his uncontrollable fit of delight and
comical surprise, he sank upon the bench at her feet, shaking from head
to foot with the effort.
"A-a-ah!" he at last panted forth, as if heaving an atlas-load from his
heart, and stood erect before her. With his face still flushed and
eyes sparkling he was as handsome an embodiment of youth and life as
one could wish to see. In two words he explained to her the mistake,
on learning which Bertha blushed deeply, saying: "How could I ever have
supposed it!" And then, reflecting upon the inferences which could be
drawn from such an expression, became suddenly shy and silent.
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