"Youth's daring spirit, manhood's fire,
Firm hand, and eagle eye
Must be acquire who would aspire
To see the gray boar die."
To-day, of all those jovial thieves who appropriated my commissariat,
and lay and laughed round that water-proof sheet, not one remains.
They went to camps that were not of exercise, and battles without
umpires. Burma, the Soudan, and the frontier fever and fight took them
in their time.
I drifted across to the men's fires in search of Mulvaney, whom I found
greasing his feet by the blaze. There is nothing particularly lovely
in the sight of a private thus engaged after a long day's march, but
when you reflect on the exact proportion of the "might, majesty,
dominion, and power" of the British Empire that stands on those feet,
you take an interest in the proceedings.
"There's a blister--bad luck to ut!--on the heel," said Mulvaney. "I
can't touch it. Prick ut out, little man."
Ortheris produced his housewife, eased the trouble with a needle,
stabbed Mulvaney in the calf with the same weapon, and was
incontinently kicked into the fire.
"I've bruk the best av my toes over you, ye grinnin' child av
disruption!" said Mulvaney, sitting cross-legged and nursing his feet;
then, seeing me: "Oh, ut's you, sorr! Be welkim, an' take that
maraudin' scut's place. Jock, hould him down on the cindhers for a
bit."
But Ortheris escaped and went elsewhere as I took possession of the
hollow he had scraped for himself and lined with his greatcoat.
Learoyd, on the other side of the fire, grinned affably, and in a
minute fell fast asleep.
"There's the height av politeness for you," said Mulvaney, lighting his
pipe with a flaming branch. "But Jock's eaten half a box av your
sardines at wan gulp, an' I think the tin too. What's the best wid
you, sorr; an' how did you happen to be on the losin' side this day
when we captured you?"
"The Army of the South is winning all along the line," I said.
"Thin that line's the hangman's rope, savin' your presence. You'll
learn to-morrow how we retreated to dhraw thim on before we made thim
trouble, an' that's what a woman does. By the same token, we'll be
attacked before the dawnin', an' ut would be betther not to slip your
boots. How do I know that? By the light av pure reason. Here are
three companies av us ever so far inside av the enemy's flank, an' a
crowd av roarin', t'arin', an' squealin' cavalry gone on just to turn
out the whole nest av thim. Av course the enemy will pursue by
brigades like as not, an' then we'll have to run for ut. Mark my
words. I am av the opinion av Polonius, whin he said: 'Don't fight wid
ivry scut for the pure joy av fightin'; but if you do, knock the nose
av him first an' frequint!' We ought to ha' gone on an' helped the
Goorkhas."
"But what do you know about Polonius?" I demanded. This was a new side
of Mulvaney's character.
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