Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift (Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734)Swift, Jonathan
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Ireland in the Days of Dean Swift (Irish Tracts, 1720 to 1734)
Swift, Jonathan
Ireland -- History -- 18th century; Swift, Jonathan, 1667-1745
Lastly, it ought to be considered what consequence the finding of the bill
may have upon a poor man perfectly innocent. I mean the printer. A lawyer
may pick out expressions, and make them liable to exception, where no
other man is able to find any. But how can it be supposed that an ignorant
printer can be such a critic? He knew the author's design was honest and
approved by the whole kingdom: he advised with friends, who told him there
was no harm in the book, and he could see none himself: it was sent him in
an unknown hand; but the same in which he received the three former. He
and his wife have offered to take their oaths that they knew not the
author, and therefore, to find a bill that may bring punishment upon the
innocent, will appear very hard, to say no worse. For it will be
impossible to find the author, unless he will please to discover himself;
although I wonder he ever concealed his name; but I suppose what he did at
first out of modesty, he continues to do out of prudence. God protect us
and him!
I will conclude all with a fable ascribed to Demosthenes. He had served
the people of Athens with great fidelity in the station of an orator,
when, upon a certain occasion, apprehending to be delivered over to his
enemies, he told the Athenians, his countrymen, the following story: Once
upon a time the wolves desired a league with the sheep, upon this
condition, that the cause of the strife might be taken away, which was the
shepherds and mastiffs: this being granted, the wolves, without all fear,
made havoc of the sheep.
SWIFT'S DESCRIPTION OF QUILCA.
The summers of 1724 and 1725 were spent in this country-seat, which his
friend Sheridan built for himself amongst the wildest of the Cavan heaths.
Quilca stood near a little lake surrounded by trees. Here Sheridan tried a
revival of the Roman chariot-races; the slope close by the lake was used
for a theatre; the place is redolent with memories of Swift, who loved the
place, though he perpetuated in verse the memory of its disorders, its
dilapidations, and the general shortcomings, in which it reflected its
owner's character and that of his scolding wife.
THE BLUNDERS, DEFICIENCIES, DISTRESSES, AND MISFORTUNES OF QUILCA.
_Proposed to contain one-and-twenty volumes in quarto._
Begun April 20, 1724. To be continued weekly, if due encouragement be
given.
But one lock and a half in the whole house.
The key of the garden-door lost.
The empty bottles all uncleanable.
The vessels for drink very few and leaky.
The new house going to ruin before it is finished.
One hinge of the street-door broke off, and the people forced to go out
and come in at the back-door.
The door of the Dean's bed-chamber full of large chinks.
The beaufet letting in so much wind that it almost blows out the candles.
The Dean's bed threatening every night to fall under him.
The little table loose and broken in the joints.
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