We had fallen into line and were stalking over the lawn. 47 began again
after a few steps.
“Our mutual acquaintance has a story that on a Continental stunt it was
necessary he should become a waiter, therefore he chose a waiter in
his hotel, and sat down for six weeks and watched him. He looked at no
other waiter. He looked at nothing else. He learned how a waiter waited
for a tip, how he coughed on the plates, how he picked his teeth with
the forks. That mutual acquaintance of ours knew the way to go about
things.”
“Are you people any nearer clearing things up?” I asked. “By gad, you
all seem to work hard enough for your living. The Auxiliaries and
the Black-and-Tans are going day and night.” He made no answer, and
I added, “I may as well tell you the Sinn Feiners can go on for ever
at the present rate of things. You might have netted them all in the
beginning; there are too many of them now. You’ve pricked and pricked
and pricked them until you’ve pricked the whole nation alive. Why do
you people delude yourselves by making statements every few weeks that
the Irish situation is well in hand? It’s pathetic to listen to you,
and the awakening must come sooner or later.”
“It’s beginning already in a few places,” 47 answered. “You’ll find
there’s a change of policy before long. The police chase will turn
into something that can be dignified by the name of war, or there will
be an offer made and negotiations will begin. You’ll find it will be
negotiations. Whether war or negotiations the issue will be the same.
Ireland will obtain a full measure of self-government.” He stalked on
a step or two and said, “For the old order is changing and the British
Empire, whether it likes it or not, is going to change from a number
of nations dominated by a central power to equal nations linked by a
common history.”
“It’s time you got a move on,” I retorted. “India and Egypt are
starting to go along the same road as Ireland. There are the same
symptoms to recognise the disease by. Kidnappings, assassinations, and
plenty of intimidation on both sides. Why not give India and Egypt what
they are going to get gracefully instead of having them threaten it out
of you?”
47 shrugged his shoulders and suffered from one of his bursts of
philosophy. “Perhaps it is written the history of man is to be one of
confusion and pain from beginning to end. So does the spirit master
matter and gather its experience.”
After that we wandered round among the flowers, which were a new lot
and as good as usual; then we took our separate ways home.
“It’s a longer au revoir than usual,” I said, flourishing a hand.
“How’s that?”
“I’m off to Ulster for the twelfth of July. I’m thinking of going quite
soon.”
“You may find a change when you come back. Peace or something of the
sort.”
“By all means.”
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