The Church of Ireland was in no better case than the army, and Wentworth resolved to be guided by the new Archbishop of Canterbury. John Bramhall, whom Laud had recommended to Wentworth for a stall in York Minster, was now his chaplain, and was very soon given the rich archdeaconry of Meath. He became Bishop of Derry a few months later. Bramhall's first task was to make a general investigation into Irish church affairs, and to report on them to Laud, who had already begun to inform himself on the subject. A fortnight after Wentworth's arrival Bramhall had collected enough information to inform the Archbishop that it was 'hard to say whether the churches be the more ruinous and sordid, or the people irreverent.' One parish church in Dublin was the viceroy's stable, a second a nobleman's residence, and a third a tennis court where the vicar acted as keeper. The vaults under Christchurch were from end to end hired to Roman Catholic publicans, and the congregation above were poisoned with tobacco smoke and with the fumes of beer and wine. The communion table in the middle of the choir was 'made an ordinary seat for maids and apprentices.' The deanery was held by the English Archbishop of Tuam, and the state of the cathedral was an instructive comment on the prevailing system of pluralities. Passing from the churches to the clergy, Bramhall found 'the inferior sort of ministers below all degrees of contempt, in respect of their poverty and ignorance; the boundless heaping together of benefices by _commendams_ and dispensations but too apparent; yea, even often by plain usurpation.' Simoniacal contracts were common, the stipends reserved for the curates in charge being often as little as forty shillings and seldom as much as ten pounds. One bishop was reported to hold twenty-three benefices with cure. Few thought it worth while to ask for less than three vicarages at once. No one knew what livings were in the Deputy's gift, and even some whole bishoprics were left out of the book of first fruits. Leases of church lands had been made at trifling rents, and this practice was general in spite of prohibitions by the Government. 'It is some comfort,' Bramhall grimly adds, 'to see the Romish ecclesiastics cannot laugh at us, who come behind none in point of disunion and scandal.'[185] [Sidenote: The Boyle tomb in St. Patrick's.] [Sidenote: Lord Cork as a benefactor.] [Sidenote: Laud is puzzled,] [Sidenote: but Wentworth has no doubts.] [Sidenote: The monument is shifted.]