"So it was wid the Widdy Mulligan, that kept the Shamrock Inn, for her Dinnis was a little ottomy av a gossoon, an’ her the full av a dure, an’ the arrum on her like a smith an’ the fut like a leg o’ mutton. Och, she was big enough thin, but she’s a horse entirely now, wid the walk av a duck, an’ the cheeks av her shakin’ like a bowl av shtirabout whin she goes. Her poor Dinnis dar n’t say his sowl belonged to him, but was conthrolled be her, an’ they do say his last words were, ’I’ll have pace,’ that was phat he niver had afther he married her, fur she was wan that ’ud be shmilin’ an’ shmilin’ an’ the tongue av her like a razer. She’d a good bit o’ property in the inn, siven beds in the house fur thravellers, an’ six childher, the oldest nigh onto twelve, an’ from him on down in reg’lar steps like thim in front o’ the coort-house. [Illustration: The Widdy O’Donnell] [Illustration: Missis McMurthry] "Now, a bit up the shtrate from the Shamrock there was a little shop kept be Missis O’Donnell, the widdy av Tim O’Donnell, that died o’ bein’ mortified in his legs that broke be his fallin’ aff his horse wan night whin he was comin’ back from Athlone, where he’d been to a fair. Missis O’Donnell was a wapin’ widdy, that’s got eyes like a hydrant, where ye can turn on the wather whin ye plaze. Begorra, thim’s the widdys that ’ull do fur anny man, fur no more can ye tell phat’s in their minds be lookin’ at their faces than phat kind av close they’ve got on be lookin’ at their shadders, an’ whin they corner a man that’s tinder-hearted, an’ give a shy look at him up out o’ their eyes, an’ thin look down an’ sind two or three dhrops o’ wather from undher their eye-lashers, the only salvation fur him is to get up an’ run like it was a bag o’ gunpowdher she was. So Missis O’Donnell, whin she seen Misther Dooley, tuk the same notion into her head that the Widdy Mulligan did, fur she’d two childher, a boy an’ a gurrul, that were growin’ up, an’ the shop wasn’t payin’ well. "There was another widdy in it, the Widdy McMurthry, that aftherwards married a sargeant av the polis, an’ lives in Limerick. She was wan o’ thim frishky widdys that shtruts an’ wears fine close an’ puts on more airs than a paycock. She was a fine-lookin’ woman thim times, an’ had money in plinty that she got be marryin’ McMurthry, that was owld enough to be a father to her an’ died o’ dhrinkin’ too much whishkey at first, an’ thin too much sulphur-wather at Lisdoon Varna to set him right agin. She was always ready wid an answer to ye, fur it was quick witted she was, wid slathers o’ talk that didn’t mane annything, an’ a giggle that she didn’t nade to hunt fur whin she wanted it to make a show wid. An’ she’d a dawther that was a fine child, about siventeen, a good dale like her mother.