"An’ that’s the way the owld maid defated three widdys, that isn’t often done, no more would she have done it but for owld Moll an’ the charm in Dooley’s coat. But he’s very well plazed, an’ that I know, for afther me first wife died, her I was tellin’ ye av, I got the roomytics in me back like tin t’ousand divils clawin’ at me backbone, an’ I made me mind up that I’d get another wife, bekase I wanted me back rubbed, sence it ’ull be chaper, says I, to marry some wan to rub it than to pay a boy to do that same. So I was lookin’ roun’ an’ met Misther Dooley an’ spake av it to him, an’ good luck it ’ud have been if I’d tuk his advice, but I didn’t, bein’ surrounded be a widdy afther, that’s rubbed me back well fur me only wid a shtick. But says he to me, ’Take you my advice Misther Magwire, an’ whin ye marry, get you an owld maid, if there’s wan to be had in the counthry. Gurruls is flighty an’ axpectin’ too much av ye, an’ widdys is greedy buzzards as ye’ve seen be my axpayrience, but owld maids is humble, an’ thankful for gettin’ a husband at all, God bless ’em, so they shtrive to plaze an’ do as ye bid thim widout grumblin’ or axin’ throublesome questions.’" [Illustration: "A good bargain they made av it"]