"Wan day, afther they’d been marred siventeen years, she an’ Darby were goin’ to a weddin’, an’ she was shlow, so Darby towld her fur to hurry an’ gev her a slap on the shouldher wid the palm av his hand, so she begun to cry. He axed her phat ailed her an’ she towld him he’d shtruck her the first av the three blows. So he was mighty sorry an’ said he’d be careful, but it wasn’t more than a year afther, when he was taichin’ wan o’ the boys to use a shtick, that she got behind him an’ got hit wid the shillaly. That was the second blow, an’ made her lose her timper, an’ they had a rale quarl. So he got mad, sayin’ that nayther o’ thim blows ought to be counted, bein’ they both come be accident. So he flung the shtick agin the wall, ’Divil take the shtick,’ says he, an’ went out quick, an’ the shtick fell back from the wall an’ hit her an the head. ’That’s the third,’ says she, an’ she kissed her sons an’ walked out. Thin she called the cows in the field an’ they left grazin’ an’ folly’d her; she called the oxen in the shtalls an’ they quit atin’ an’ come out; an’ she shpoke to the calf that was hangin’ in the yard, that they’d killed that mornin’ an’ it got down an’ come along. The lamb that was killed the day afore, it come; an’ the pigs that were salted an’ thim hangin’ up to dhry, they come, all afther her in a shtring. Thin she called to her things in the house, an’ the chairs walked out, an’ the tables, an’ the chist av drawers, an’ the boxes, all o’ thim put out legs like bastes an’ come along, wid the pots an’ pans, an’ gridiron, an’ buckets, an’ noggins, an’ kish, lavin’ the house as bare as a ’victed tinant’s, an’ all afther her to the lake, where they wint undher an’ disappared, an’ haven’t been seen be man or mortial to this blessed day. "Now, there’s thim that says the shtory aint thrue, fur, says they, how ’ud a woman do such a thrick as go aff that a way an’ take ivery thing she had, just bekase av her husband hittin’ her be accident thim three times. But thim that says it forgits that she was a young wan, aven if she did have thim boys I was afther tellin’ ye av, an’ faith, it’s no lie I’m sayin’, that it’s not in the power av the angels o’ God to be knowin’ phat a young wan ’ull be doin’. Afther they get owld, an’ do be losin’ their taythe, an’ their beauty goes, thin they’re sober an’ get over thim notions; but it takes a dale av time to make an owld wan out av a young wan. "But she didn’t forget the boys she’d left, an’ wanst in a while she’d come to the aidge av the lake whin they were clost be the bank an’ spake wid thim, fur aven, if she was half a fairy, she’d the mother’s heart that the good God put in her bosom; an’ wan time they seen her wid a little attomy av a man alang wid her, that was a Leprechawn, as they knewn be the look av him, an’ that makes me belave that the rale rayzon av her lavin’ her husband was to get back to the owld Leprechawn she was in love wid afore she was marr’d to Darby O’Hoolighan."