Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald IsleMcAnally, D. R. (David Russell)
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Irish Wonders: The Ghosts, Giants, Pooka, Demons, Leprechawns, Banshees, Fairies, Witches, Widows, Old Maids, and other Marvels of the Emerald Isle
However this may be, one thing is certain to the minds of all wise women
and fairy-men, that he is the "thrickiest little divil that iver wore a
brogue," whereof abundant proof is given. There was Tim O’Donovan, of
Kerry, who captured a Leprechawn and forced him to disclose the spot where
the "pot o’ goold" was concealed. Tim was going to make the little rogue
dig up the money for him, but, on the Leprechawn advancing the plea that
he had no spade, released him, marking the spot by driving a stick into
the ground and placing his hat on it. Returning the next morning with a
spade, the spot pointed out by the "little ottomy av a desaver" being in
the centre of a large bog, he found, to his unutterable disgust, that the
Leprechawn was too smart for him, for in every direction innumerable
sticks rose out of the bog, each bearing aloft an old "caubeen" so closely
resembling his own that poor Tim, after long search, was forced to admit
himself baffled and give up the gold that, on the evening before, had been
fairly within his grasp, if "he’d only had the brains in his shkull to
make the Leprechawn dig it for him, shpade or no shpade."
Even when caught, therefore, the captor must outwit the captive, and the
wily little rascal, having a thousand devices, generally gets away without
giving up a penny, and sometimes succeeds in bringing the eager
fortune-hunter to grief, a notable instance of which was the case of
Dennis O’Bryan, of Tipperary, as narrated by an old woman of Crusheen.
"It’s well beknownst that the Leprechawn has a purse that’s got the
charmed shillin’. Only wan shillin’, but the wondher av the purse is this:
No matther how often ye take out a shillin’ from it, the purse is niver
empty at all, but whin ye put yer finger in agin, ye always find wan
there, fur the purse fills up when ye take wan from it, so ye may shtand
all day countin’ out the shillin’s an’ they comin’, that’s a thrick av the
good peoples an’ be magic.
"Now Dinnis was a young blaggârd that was always afther peepin’ about
undher the hidge fur to ketch a Leprechawn, though they do say that thim
that doesn’t sarch afther thim sees thim oftener than thim that does, but
Dinnis made his mind up that if there was wan in the counthry, he’d have
him, fur he hated work worse than sin, an’ did be settin’ in a shebeen day
in an’ out till you’d think he’d grow on the sate. So wan day he was
comin’ home, an’ he seen something red over in the corner o’ the field,
an’ in he goes, as quiet as a mouse, an’ up on the Leprechawn an’ grips
him be the collar an’ down’s him on the ground.
"’Arrah, now, ye ugly little vagabone,’ says he, ’I’ve got ye at last. Now
give up yer goold, or by jakers I’ll choke the life out av yer
pin-squazin’ carkidge, ye owld cobbler, ye,’ says he, shakin’ him fit to
make his head dhrop aff.
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