"Ye see Finn was a mighty smart young felly, if he was a giont, but his father didn’t give up hope av gettin’ him marr’d, for owld folks that’s been through a dale o’ throuble that-a-way always thries to get the young wans into the same thrap, beways, says they, av taichin’ thim to larn something. But Bryan was a wise owld giont, an’ knewn, as the Bible says, there’s time enough for all things. So he quit him, an’ that night he spake wid the owld woman an’ left it wid her, as knowin’ that whin it’s a matther o’ marryin’, a woman is more knowledgable an’ can do more to bring on that sort o’ mis’ry in wan day than a man can in all the years God gives him. "Now, in ordher that ye see the pint, I’m undher the need-cessity av axplainin’ to yer Anner that Finn didn’t be no manes have the hathred at wimmin that he purtinded, for indade he liked thim purty well, but he thought he undhershtood thim well enough to know that the more ye talk swate to thim, the more they don’t like it, barrin’ they’re fools, that sometimes happens. So whin he talked wid ’em or about thim, he spake o’ thim shuperskillious, lettin’ on to despize the lasht wan o’ thim, that was a takin’ way he had, for wimmin love thimselves a dale betther than ye’d think, unless yer Anner’s marr’d an’ knows, an’ that Finn knew, so he always said o’ thim the manest things he cud get out av his head, an’ that made thim think av him, that was phat he wanted. They purtinded to hate him for it, but he didn’t mind that, for he knewn it was only talk, an’ there wasn’t wan o’ thim that wouldn’t give the lasht tooth out av her jaw to have him for a husband. "Well, as I was sayin’, afther owld Bryan give Finn up, his mother tuk him in hand, throwin’ a hint at him wanst in a while, sighin’ to him how glad she’d be to have a young lady giont for a dawther, an’ dhroppin’ a word about phat an iligant girl Burthey O’Ghallaghy was, that was the dawther av wan o’ the naburs, that she got Finn, unbeknownst to himself, to be thinkin’ about Burthey. She was a fine young lady giont, about tin feet high, as broad as a cassel dure, but she was good size for Finn, as ye know be phat I said av him. So when Finn’s mother see him takin’ her home from church afther benediction, an’ the nabers towld her how they obsarved him lanin’ on O’Ghallaghy’s wall an’ Burthey lightin’ his pipe wid a coal, she thought to herself, ’fair an’ aisey goes far in a day,’ an’ made her mind up that Finn ’ud marry Burthey. An’ so, belike, he’d a’ done, if he hadn’t gone over, wan onlucky day, to the village beyant, where the common people like you an’ me lived.