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Great as the Baroness was, Lady George became very tired of it all. The
chair was hard and the room was full of dust, and she could not get up.
It was worse than the longest and the worst sermon she had ever heard.
It seemed to her at last that there was no reason why the Baroness
should not go on for ever. The woman liked it, and the people applauded
her. The poor victim had made up her mind that there was no hope of
cessation, and in doing so was very nearly asleep, when, on a sudden,
the Baroness had finished and had thrown herself violently back into
her chair. "Baroness, believe me," said Dr. Fleabody, stretching across
Lady George, "it is the greatest treat I ever had in my life." The
Baroness hardly condescended to answer the compliment. She was at this
moment so great a woman, at this moment so immeasurably the greatest
human being at any rate in London, that it did not become her to
acknowledge single compliments. She had worked hard and was very hot,
but still she had sufficient presence of mind to remember her
demeanour.
When the tumult was a little subsided, Lady Selina Protest got up to
move a vote of thanks. She was sitting on the left-hand side of the
Chair, and rose so silently that Lady George had at first thought that
the affair was all over, and that they might go away. Alas, alas! there
was more to be borne yet! Lady Selina spoke with a clear but low voice,
and though she was quite audible, and an earl's sister, did not evoke
any enthusiasm. She declared that the thanks of every woman in England
were due to the Baroness for her exertions, and of every man who wished
to be regarded as the friend of women. But Lady Selina was very quiet,
making no gestures, and was indeed somewhat flat. When she sat down no
notice whatever was taken of her. Then very quickly, before Lady George
had time to look about her, the Doctor was on her feet. It was her task
to second the vote of thanks, but she was far too experienced an
occupant of platforms to waste her precious occasion simply on so poor
a task. She began by declaring that never in her life had a duty been
assigned to her more consonant to her taste than that of seconding a
vote of thanks to a woman so eminent, so humanitarian, and at the same
time so essentially a female as the Baroness Banmann. Lady George, who
knew nothing about speaking, felt at once that here was a speaker who
could at any rate make herself audible and intelligible. Then the
Doctor broke away into the general subject, with special allusions to
the special matter of female architecture, and went on for twenty
minutes without dropping a word. There was a moment in which she had
almost made Lady George think that women ought to build houses. Her
dislike to the American twang had vanished, and she was almost sorry
when Miss Doctor Fleabody resumed her seat.
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