Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
She had a husband somewhere, poor soul, a man who had been in the
Navy, a blackguard who had been untrue to the dearest traditions of
the British tar by laying his hand on a female otherwise than in the
way of kindness; in fact, he had beaten her, and Ughtred Gascoyne had
thrashed him, and, strange to relate, the wife had been grateful.
The husband had then disappeared. She had been unable to obtain a
divorce, but society, recognising the plucky way in which she had
managed to earn her own living, accepted her intimate friendship with
Ughtred Gascoyne for the innocent affair it pretended to be.
Her position, perhaps, had also something to do with the fact that she
had a keen tongue and a ready wit. Her tongue would have been a weapon
to be dreaded had it not been that she had the superlatively rare
quality of using it with discretion. Her somewhat unique social
position earned her the envy of her fellow artistes, the majority of
whom retain such footing as they have in society on sufferance, their
insecurity by no means being caused by their profession; for, were it
not for their calling, the majority of the theatrical sisterhood, even
of the higher ranks, would still be moving in their own proper
slatternly or suburban circles.
Perhaps it would be possible to reach the Honourable Ughtred through
her. She was not above the weakness common to most women of fashion of
possessing a craving for new male friends. I chose an opportunity when
Ughtred Gascoyne was out of town to obtain an introduction to her.
This was not a difficult matter. I kept my eyes on the advertisements
of charitable performances and bazaars to which she was very generous
in contributing her services. A bazaar would be the thing, being the
sort of entertainment at which it was fairly easy to force an
introduction.
I had not long to wait. She was announced to hold a stall at a
fashionable bazaar. The particular object of it I forget, but I
remember that it was at a town-hall a mile or two from Piccadilly
Circus. She had charge of a photographic stall, and I had my
photograph taken in such a variety of positions that long before the
operation was over, and aided by the mention of one or two mutual
friends, we had become sufficiently acquainted for me to remain and
help her. Nothing, as I had calculated, could have been more likely to
bring about a rapid intimacy, and before I left I had been asked to go
and see her.
She had a small house on the north side of the Park, and I made up my
mind to call on Sunday afternoon, but before that day I received a
note asking me to come to lunch.
“A great many people drop in on Sunday afternoon in the winter,” she
said when I arrived. “I should probably see nothing of you, and new
friends always interest me. People think that a bad trait, don’t they,
whereas it is nothing of the kind.”
“It certainly is not. It shows a progressive mind—that is, if there is
no premature protestation.”
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