Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
“Go in for politics. The losing side, of course. They’ll be having
their spell of office in a few years.”
“I don’t know anything about politics.”
“No, but you’ve got intelligence; you’ll soon learn.”
He looked flattered. Inwardly I smiled at the idea of his being in the
House of Commons.
“How does one begin?”
It was strange that Lionel, who was heir to a couple of newspapers,
should know so little.
“Oh, you get to know all the right people. Let them know that you are
ready to drop a certain amount of money. Lady Pebworth was saying only
the other day that their people want money. She’s rather a power in
the political world, you know.”
He looked vacant, and had the frankness to ask:
“Who’s Lady Pebworth?”
“Well, her husband was in the last Cabinet. Your wife ought to know
her. Lady Pebworth admired her immensely the only time she saw her.”
“Have they met?”
“No, but do you remember one evening when you and Sibella were in the
stalls at the Gaiety, and I was in a box with some people?”
“Yes.”
“That was Lady Pebworth. She has been very civil to me. I don’t
suppose I should have had such a good time if it had not been for
her.”
This admission of my own indebtedness to someone else for the entrée
to certain houses that he had envied me made him quite genial, and
broke down the barrier between us, while a little more flattery
judiciously laid on accomplished what I desired.
“You haven’t been to see us yet,” he said, quite graciously.
“I haven’t been asked,” I laughed.
“I’ll get Sibella to write and ask you to one of our Sunday lunches.”
We parted quite amicably, and I think I left him under the impression
that I was most anxious to be friendly with him.
Sir Anthony Cross delayed coming to see me, as I thought he would, but
evidently he could think of no other way of making Sibella’s
acquaintance, and one evening when I was drinking tea—a habit to which
I am addicted—he was shown in.
“No thanks, I never drink tea. I don’t know what people see in it.”
There was a perceptible patronage in his manner. He assumed the usual
attitude of an Englishman of birth when brought into familiar
intercourse with a man of whose caste he is not sure. There was no
superficial fault to be found with his manner, but it was obvious to a
keen perception that he presumed a gulf.
“Not tea as they make it in this country,” I answered languidly. “Tea
drinking is an art. It is one of the most extraordinary facts of the
latter part of the nineteenth century how readily the country
exchanged China for Indian tea, and yet it is like preferring cider to
champagne.” I pushed the cigars towards him. “Most men cannot
appreciate tea because their palates are ruined by alcohol.”
The cigar put him in a good temper; I knew that it was something
exceptional.
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