Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
The Rector was apparently as capable with tea and muffins as with
partridge and port. In fact, to see him at any meal was to receive an
explanation of his florid complexion and ever-increasing portliness.
He was one of those people—and they are legion—who for the want of a
little vanity abandon themselves completely to the pleasures of the
table. Vanity has its uses, and should by no means be discouraged in
the young. Many a man and woman has been saved from a drunkard’s grave
through the fear of losing a good complexion. In not a few cases
gluttony has met its match in vanity when all other remedies have
failed. Vanity has made cowards appear brave, and the miser
ostentatious. Charity would be an anæmic spinster were it not for her
servant, vanity; and she is as often the parent of moderation as of
excess. With a little proper vanity the kindly Rector might have
preserved a greater measure of youth and sprightliness.
He was nevertheless a pleasant sight as he sat before the blazing fire
and chatted and drank his tea with the old lady. I stood and watched
them through the gap in the hedge till the light faded. Then a little
maid brought in candles, and, drawing the curtains, shut the pleasant
interior from my sight.
I was afraid there was no chance of making Mrs. Finucane’s hospitable
teapot or genial muffins and cake useful to my scheme, for although
such luxuries are poison, it is a slow process.
Occupied with these thoughts, I strolled down the village street. I
could reach the road back to the inn where I was staying more quickly
by passing through the churchyard, and as I reached the church door a
sudden impulse urged me to enter. The gloom was rendered more profound
by the faint suggestion of fading daylight lingering about the
building. I was not at all disturbed by thoughts of Mr. Voller’s
ghost, but made my way without trepidation into the vestry. There
stood the glass of water and the bottle, and I was about to repeat the
experiment which had been so successful in the case of Mr. Voller when
something shining lying on the floor attracted my attention. I went
towards it and picked up a fluted silver cigar-case. I carried it out
of the church, and, opening it, found it full. I went back to my
quarters for the night before I made a thorough examination of my
find. As I had hoped, it proved to be Mr. Gascoyne’s. His monogram was
on the outside. I turned it over and over in deep thought. I
remembered reading, when I was studying poisons in my house in
Clapham, of one used by the Red Indians, who, soaking the end of a
cigar in it, were in the habit of asking an acquaintance who had
offended them to take a friendly weed, with—from their point of
view—very desirable consequences.
I had the strongest objections to using the medium of the glass of
water again. It might strike someone that it had played a part in the
death of the verger.
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