Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
I saw the humour of the situation, notwithstanding my alarm, but the
others did not. They sat round the table with the conventional
Christian look of gloom which is considered suitable when a brother
Christian has, presumably, entered into a state of bliss.
After dinner I went and sat with my wife and Mrs. Gascoyne. They
informed me that Lady Gascoyne, thoroughly worn out, had fallen
asleep.
“I am afraid the most terrible moment of all for her will be when she
wakes up to find that it is not a dream but a reality.”
Frankly, I thought worse sorrows might have befallen a woman with
three-quarters of a million of her own, who still retained youth and
beauty, not to speak of being a dowager Countess. No, it was
impossible to feel very sorry for Lady Gascoyne. Nobody realises the
tragedies of love better than I do, but at the same time one cannot
forget that lovers for the beautiful and rich are to be found every
hour of the day. She had bought a title and a lover once. She might
conceivably do so again.
Of course, grief is always terrible, but the most terrible thing in
the whole world is poverty. I do not deny that it may be a vice to
attach the importance to wealth that I have done. I have never
concealed from myself the fact that my mind is glamoured and decadent.
Poverty, it is true, is comparative, but to have to endure that which
is relative poverty is a slow torture which has no equal.
The conversation at the dinner-table had dwelt with a mournful decency
on the probable cause of death.
“It must have been something in the food,” held Dr. Phillimore.
“If that is so, why is no one else ill?” And Dr. Grange looked as if
he had effectually crushed his colleague.
“It may have been something of which the others did not partake. I
have had all saucepans, cooking-utensils, food, dishes, and wine used
last night isolated and locked away.”
I stared at him, petrified. It was the first time I had been brought
face to face with the hard fact that the claret decanter would be
thoroughly examined. I passed a gruesome ten minutes, but managed to
maintain my composure and take my share of the conversation.
“Dr. Grange thinks the cause of death may be something quite different
from poison,” explained Dr. Phillimore, turning to the rest of the
company.
I think Mr. Gascoyne, whose instinct for character was not his strong
point, also felt that Dr. Phillimore was somewhat premature in his
conclusions, that, in fact, he was rather officious and inclined to
treat us all like children. With my special knowledge I was, of
course, able to appreciate his real value, though, even had I been a
mere spectator, I think I should have set him down at a glance as a
man of first-class brain-power.
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