Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
The fact that I was not to be tried with the farce of a jury was a
great comfort to me. If there is one thing more ridiculous than
another in our judicial system, it is the fiction that when a
gentleman has been tried before a dozen petty tradesmen he has been
tried by his peers. If a peer were tried by a dozen gentlemen of
ordinarily good standing and repute, he would be tried by his peers,
but to try a gentleman before a dozen men who can have no knowledge of
the conditions under which he has lived is simply absurd. Murder
trials, the results of which with our system of capital punishment are
irrevocable, should be tried by three judges whose verdict should be
unanimous, and the trial should always take place in another part of
the country from that in which the crime has been committed.
My perceptions became abnormally keen on matters of legal procedure. I
sometimes found myself, when reflecting on such matters, starting with
the assumption that I was innocent. It was amazing how completely I
could follow a line of argument having my innocence for its basis.
It was decided that I should be taken to the House of Lords the night
before the trial and lodged in the precincts, under a strict guard,
till its conclusion.
I was uncertain until the last moment whether I should have the escort
of military, or mounted police. As a matter of fact, I was honoured
with neither, but was hemmed in by detectives.
I did not doubt but that I should have a perfectly fair trial. I can
imagine no tribunal where a man is likely to receive more impartial
treatment.
I read all the papers, and was disturbed to notice that a suspicion
gradually manifested itself as to the real truth. It began to be
remembered how speedily the members of the family which stood between
me and the title had disappeared, and under what tragic circumstances.
I had always made a point of not having my photograph taken.
Unfortunately, the police did this for me, and the proprietor of the
hotel at which young Gascoyne Gascoyne had stayed when he was supposed
to have poisoned himself recognised me at once. It was flattering as a
tribute to my individuality, but inconvenient. I was for at once
admitting that I had been at the hotel at the time, but my lawyers
would not hear of it. Every inch of the ground, they declared, must be
fought. They were a most able firm, and, realising that I was an
advertisement such as they could never hope for again, they nursed the
case—which in the first place was strong and healthy enough to have
satisfied any lawyers—with tender solicitude.
I said that I had mentioned the fact to Mr. Gascoyne, as he then was,
and that he might have told his wife. I asked if this would be
accepted in evidence. They scouted the idea, however, of its being
used, so I forbore to press the question further. The chances that Mr.
Gascoyne had told his wife were extremely remote.
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