Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
“How say you, my lord, are you guilty of the felony whereof you stand
indicted or are you not guilty?”
I pleaded not guilty, and the trial proceeded.
I have come to the conclusion that the case was a curiously simple
one, although it entirely depended on circumstantial evidence. The
principal witnesses were the chemist, and the two servants. It was a
descent from the sublime to the ridiculous when these humble folk
stepped into the box, and I shall never forget—by the way, under the
circumstances not a prolonged limit of memory—the bewhiskered and
perspiring little chemist gazing round on the august assemblage before
which he was appearing, evidently not at all certain that he might not
be ordered out to instant execution. I almost thought that he would
become delirious and be unable to give his evidence, but he pulled
himself together, and by the time he left the box was evidently under
the impression that he was one of us. Indeed, he replied in quite a
chatty way to the Lord High Steward when asked a question by that
exalted functionary.
The opening of the prosecution struck me as being vindictive, but it
is possible that the prisoner is not a good judge of such a point.
It was lunch-time before the preliminary law questions had been
disposed of and the opening speech of the prosecution made. I was led
out by a side door before anyone else moved. When I returned the court
was already assembled. The remainder of the day was spent in examining
the witnesses. There could be no doubt that I had bought arsenic, for
I was recognised by both the chemist and his assistant. Not till I
heard the story unfolded in court did I realise how very crudely I had
acted. The examination of the witnesses was proceeding when the court
rose. I spent the evening looking out on the river with some very
melancholy reflections on the advantages of liberty. The dark barges,
looking like gigantic pachyderms, floated silently past, with their
solitary lights shining dimly. The river reflected the city lights in
innumerable little splashes of flame, which danced and glimmered with
the restless waters. On the far bank I could see figures passing to
and fro. In the solitary fastness of a gaol it had been easy to
realise the fact of being a prisoner, but in a room which bore no
resemblance in any way to a cell, it was exceedingly difficult.
Besides, there was the open door, and I almost forgot the watchers in
the passage. The windows had been barred temporarily. Otherwise there
was an air of comfort, even of luxury, about the room.
I received a long letter from my wife which did extraordinary credit
to her sense of justice and her self-control. It was written as if
with the utmost belief in my innocence, and evidently she had striven
to keep her mind in such an attitude. I answered her at once, not
abating any apparent affection, and saying that between us two it was
unnecessary to reiterate my innocence, as I knew her trust in me to be
absolute.
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