Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
She was most decidedly a snob, but not of an objectionable kind. As a
matter of fact, I have always considered well-bred snobs rather
pleasant people, and have often wondered whether they would have been
as well bred if they had not been snobs. People who love the
pleasantly decorative in life have at least taste, and the preference
for titles, fine surroundings and social paraphernalia may be a form
of art.
“Do you and Lionel ever see each other in the City?” asked Sibella,
who, I had already remarked, was not so much in love that she could
refrain from teasing her lover.
“Never,” said Lionel shortly.
“For eighteen months I hardly went near the City,” I answered.
“Doing other things?” asked Lionel, in an unpleasant tone.
“Living on my capital,” I answered airily, giving him a keen, steady
glance of daring. “It was the most beautiful time I have ever had, and
I don’t regret it. It will never come again, and I might have spent it
in a dingy City office.”
“Earning your living,” put in Lionel.
“There was no necessity,” I laughed.
Grahame gazed at Lionel in haughty inquiry as if desirous of knowing
what he meant by being rude to his guest.
In fact, Lionel’s airs of intimacy and general at-homeness obviously
irritated Grahame not less than the constant use of his Christian
name.
I declined to be drawn into displaying the least sign of annoyance,
although Holland seized every opportunity to deliver innuendo or
satire, the latter weapon in his hands becoming more often than not
mere clumsy facetiousness. I made a point of being gay, and without
talking of my prospects in Mr. Gascoyne’s firm took very good care to
leave the impression that it was their promising nature that accounted
for my good-humour. I managed by judicious circumlocution and tact to
bring the conversation round to reminiscences, throwing them far
enough back to prevent his joining in, and slyly flattering Sibella on
the subject of her childish achievements so that she revived memories
with zest, and became engrossed with the recapitulation of events and
bygone adventures in which I, and not Lionel Holland, appeared as her
cavalier.
“I believe Lionel is getting jealous,” she remarked towards the end of
supper, noticing her lover’s sulky taciturnity.
I had been secretly sure of that fact for the last twenty minutes, and
had been enjoying a discomfiture which the rest of the company had not
appreciated. He had also, as I perceived, grasped that whenever I
chose I was quick and dexterous enough to leave him conversationally a
laggard every time.
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