Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
“Don’t smoke, Sibella,” said Grahame. He was the sort of man who would
not have objected to the female belongings of anyone else smoking, but
who objected to his own doing so, on the ground that it was his
business to see that they suffered no material damage in the eyes of
the world.
“What nonsense, Grahame! Of course I shall smoke—as much as I
like—well no, not quite as much as I like because that would spoil my
teeth, and I don’t intend to do anything that would injure my personal
appearance.”
“That is a very patriotic resolve,” I laughed. “There is some beauty
so striking that it becomes a national property.”
Sibella made a face.
“Thank you. I’m nothing of the kind.”
“For goodness’ sake don’t flatter Sibella,” said Grahame. “She is vain
enough already.”
“So long as she is vain and not conceited it does not matter.”
“The difference?”
“Well, vanity is a determination to make the best of our superiorities
whilst frankly admitting them; conceit is a morbid desire to enforce
the fact on other people.”
“Subtle,” murmured Grahame, who never spoke above his middle tones,
“but I am not convinced. Sibella thinks a great deal too much of
herself.”
“It is better than thinking too little of one’s self,” said Sibella,
blowing rings of smoke and pursing up her lips deliciously, till I
could have cried out on her for heartlessness.
“Very much better,” I assented. “People who think too little of
themselves generally end by a mock humility which is a form of conceit
infinitely tedious. No, believe me, the vanity you decry has in it
something of virtue.”
Grahame turned to Sibella.
“Haven’t you noticed, Sibella, how much older Israel has grown of
late?”
“Not in looks,” cried Sibella. “To-night he looks like a boy.”
This idea pleased me. The author of the secret that lay in young
Gascoyne’s grave looking almost a boy savoured of the incongruous, for
which I had developed an appetite.
“I didn’t mean in appearance,” said Grahame. “Israel looks as if he
had never had a trouble.”
The idea pleased me even more. Grahame’s criticism showed that I was
playing my game with the right effect, and that the weeks of
prostration following on the successful _coup_ at Lowhaven had left no
effect. Sibella, from her very nature, could not forbear giving me one
or two glances with just enough of feeling in them to fill the
atmosphere with a vague suggestion of sentimentality, but I behaved as
if the very air she breathed was not to me love’s own narcotic. I
fought fiercely against myself lest I should give the least sign that
her power over me was supreme as ever.
“What lovely chocolates you used to bring me, Israel!”
I laughed buoyantly.
“Ah, but you remember the first Lionel brought you. They cost more.”
“As if I cared for that!”
Grahame laughed in his turn.
“As if, Sibella dear, you ever cared for anything else.”
Grahame had the most incomparable way of pointing out people’s faults
to their faces without offence.
Sibella, however, looked angry.
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