Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminalHorniman, Roy
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Israel Rank : $b The autobiography of a criminal
Horniman, Roy
Criminals -- Fiction; Detective and mystery stories; Humorous stories
Mrs. Hetherington droned on about Lord this and Lady that—if she
mentioned commoners at all they possessed double-barrelled names—until
there was a general movement to go. I rose with the others, but Lady
Pebworth with the greatest cleverness managed to avoid saying good-bye
to me till everyone else had gone and we were left alone. Mrs.
Hetherington, who was the last to leave, looked at me with the
insolent curiosity of good breeding as she was making her farewells,
evidently fully conscious of her hostess’s manœuvring.
“Are you in a great hurry?” asked Lady Pebworth, as the door closed
behind Mrs. Hetherington.
“Oh, no.”
“Then sit down and let us talk. I must have some fresh tea, and you
will have something stronger.”
I explained that I seldom drank anything stronger than tea.
She looked at me curiously.
“Dear me! You don’t look a puritan.”
I laughed. The expression as applied to myself sounded quite comic.
“I am afraid my virtue has its origin in vanity. I confine myself to
champagne, and that only occasionally.”
“You are quite right. It is dreadful the objects young men make of
themselves with drink—and women, too, when they cease to attract.”
“Do they ever realise when that time has come?”
“Yes, most women are philosophical enough for that.”
“Women with charm need never cease to attract.”
“That is very true, but you are young to have found it out. It is
usually a discovery of the middle-aged.”
“Age is not altogether a question of years.”
I found Lady Pebworth a mental tonic. She made me talk as I had never
talked before, indeed, as I had never known myself capable of talking.
I realised that I had made a distinct impression, and found myself
calculating how far she might be useful to me.
She evidently knew everyone worth knowing. She could undoubtedly
launch me in the great world if she cared to do so, and I was quite
confident of my ability to keep afloat providing I had a really good
introduction. I could not help smiling as I reflected how envious
Lionel Holland would have been could he have witnessed my
_tête-à-tête_ with Lady Pebworth.
Later Lord Pebworth came in. He was the personification of the elderly
well-bred. It was not probable that he had ever possessed many brains,
but he had the amount of conscience which causes a man highly placed
to do the right thing at the right moment. He was devoid of
enthusiasm, and being eminently safe had even achieved a second-rate
position as a politician, which he was quite persuaded was a
first-rate one. He treated his wife’s young men friends—and I
discovered afterwards that they had been a numerous procession—with
kindly toleration, and even went out of his way to give them a good
time when it lay in his power.
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