"I tell you what it is," said Mrs. Marks, "you go along home, and leave
me to ferret it all out. I've never said nothing all this time you've
been racking your brains, and walking about most over the whole country,
till I should think you knew every stone and stick in it. I warrant a
few weeks don't go over my head before I get at the bottom of it all.
You men think yourselves mighty clever; but, after all, there's nothing
like getting a woman to help you over the stile."
"Well, Mrs. Marks, I believe you're most right. It's certain I couldn't
leave the business in better hands. I know you'll do the best you can
for me."
"Of course I will, there's my hand on it. And now just point out this
chap in the wide-awake, and I'll be bound to say I'll find out every
secret concerning him. And if he knows anything about Tom, why I'll find
that out, too; so just rest easy in your own mind, and keep quiet, and
bid Mrs. Hodge do the same; and take my advice, and be off home
to-morrow--you won't do no good down here, only harm."
And home Hodge went.
A few days after his departure, as Matthew was lounging at the turnpike
gate, who should pass through but Goody Grey. As she came in sight at
the turn of the hill, Matthew began to prepare his thoughts as to what
he should say to her. She would be sure to ask about the success of the
charm; he felt proud at the idea of being able to tell he had not added
to the number of stones in the box, but on the contrary two had been
thrown away. What a fortunate thing for him Mrs. Marks was out, he could
talk to Mrs. Grey without a chance of her shrill voice calling him and
bidding him attend to his business, and not be gossiping out there.
"Good morning, Mrs. Grey," began he, taking up a position so as to
command a view of the whole road by which the enemy, in the shape of his
wife, should first come in sight on her way home.
"The same to you," replied she civilly, and was passing on, when--
"I've tried the charm, Ma'am," said Matthew, mysteriously.
"The what?" asked she sharply.
"The charm, Mrs. Grey. The box with the gravel in it, that you give
me."
"True, I had forgotten. What was the result?"
"If you mean what good did it do, why then it just did no good at all,"
said Matthew, sorrowfully.
"How often have you tried it?"
"Twice, Ma'am, I'm proud to say; and a hard matter I found it, going so
nigh the Public, that I could most smell the baccy, and hear the drawing
of the beer; but there I stuck to the 'structions yer give me, and
turned back home agin, but only to hear my wife's tongue going faster
and sharper than ever."
"I dare say, at first, it may be so; but persevere, and in the end your
wife will be silenced."
"I wish I could think so," he replied; "but I'm afraid, Ma'am, her
tongue have been going so long now, that nothing 'cept a miracle won't
stop it."
"Is Mrs. Marks at home?"
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