My dear father used to say that often the best way to prove the guilt of
a suspected party is to give him the opportunity of denying something
of which you have not yet accused him. And with this axiom in mind next
morning when I descended to breakfast, I held high hopes of having a
practical demonstration of its truth. Buoyed up more by my lively
interest in the situation than by the brief slumber in which I had
indulged, I dressed in a printed gingham as a refreshing, light and
springlike costume calculated to improve my appearance, which showed
some ravages from the night before, and with mind and marcel all
composed and in good order, I presented as calm and cheerful an
appearance to the company which slowly gathered in the charming
breakfast room as if nothing at all out of the usual had occurred during
the night.
Peaches was at the table, looking lovelier than ever in sports
clothes--a form of unsexed semifemale attire most distasteful to me
ordinarily, and as I took my seat beside her she managed a brief
whisper.
"When are you going to?" she breathed cryptically.
"I already have!" I whispered back, and then could say no more because
Mr. Pegg emerged from the produce sheet of the newspaper behind which he
had been growling, and attacked the orange upon the plate before him.
"Florida! Bah!" he commented, scattering the seeds wildly. "Mornin',
Miss Free. Can't raise anything down there but the kind of stuff we
refuse to market! Ugh! Surprised at Markheim's Chinaboy. Well, Miss
Free, you look like you'd just eaten the canary. What's up?"
"Why, Mr. Pegg!" I protested. "How you talk!"
And then mercifully, before he had any opportunity of enlarging further
upon the subject, Sebastian Markheim came into the room, his face red
and moist with excitement. He seemed fairly about to burst out of his
light gray tweed clothing, and his walk, usually a waddle, now assumed
the proportion of a trot.
"Good morning, good morning!" he said, taking his seat. "Dear me, what
on earth do you suppose? Attempted robbery here last night, 'pon my
word! But the beggars don't seem to have got away with anything
except----?"
Here he paused, unaccountable.
"Except what?" I asked sharply.
"Most curious thing!" he gasped. "Very extraordinary, very
extraordinary! A Damascus sword!"
"Holy mackerel!" said Mr. Pegg impatiently. "Damn it! Orange juice in my
eye--stings like the devil. California orange juice never stings you
like that! What did you say, Mark?"
"I said that the only thing the burglars took was one of the swords from
the suits of armor!" yelled the banker. "What did they want it for, what
did they want it for, that's what I'd like to know, eh?"
"Who told you such a nonsensical thing?" I asked.
"My man Wilkes," replied Mr. Markheim. "It seems the watchman, Pedro,
has disappeared as well, but it's hardly likely the robbers took him."
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