"In a way," replied Markheim. "In a way I have--and then again I
haven't!"
At this astonishing announcement you may well believe that a painful
sensation occurred in my breast. I positively started out of my seat,
though controlling myself instanter, and even Peaches gave a funny
little gasp, which she, however, contrived to turn into a species of
inane giggle, spluttering over her milk.
"What--what do you mean by that?" she said.
"Only that he's given notice," Markheim replied. "Nothing unusual about
that nowadays, I assure you, my dear. And I'm sorry he's going," he
added. "The best chap I've had--came to me six months ago, and been
absolute perfection ever since!"
"Why do you let him go?" asked Peaches, her eyes fixed upon her fiancé
as if she would like to hypnotize him into telling her more than she
asked. "Why not give him more wages or something?"
"It's not a question of money," Sebastian explained. "It seems he
dislikes women--regular misanthrope. It's all your fault, my dear. He
gave notice as soon as I told him I was going to get married!"
"Oh!" said Peaches. "Then it was some time ago that he--he quit? Not
just to-day?"
"About a month ago," replied her lover. "He expected to leave before you
appeared upon the scene, only you are ahead of time. Great Scott,
Alicia, you seem fearfully interested in the fellow? Have you seen him,
or what is the idea anyhow?"
"No," lied Peaches calmly. "I just got to thinking about servants in
general and about the personal-servant idea in particular. I don't know
that the plan has my O. K. It's an embarrassing idea--makes me feel like
a boob to have anybody dress me, unless to hook a fool dress up the back
perhaps. And a Chinaman could do that, you know. What do you call the
bird--by his front or hind name?"
"I call him Wilkes," said Markheim, laughing. "And you are too amusing,
my dear. You are not obliged to have a maid, you know. It's quite
conceivable that I can learn to hook a gown!"
"Or unhook it!" laughed Mr. Pegg.
This was too much for me. I bade them all good night and departed in
high dudgeon.
The enormous main hall was but dimly lighted and I crossed it, not
without hesitancy, and when at the foot of the staircase a hand was laid
upon my arm I nearly screamed aloud. In fact I attempted to scream but
was so frightened that I only accomplished a squeak. However, it was no
supernatural apparition, but Peaches, who had overtaken me, and who
dragged me to my room, where she slammed the door behind us in
breathless triumph.
"There!" she cried. "Did you hear him?"
"I did!" I replied. "And I think your father ought to be ashamed of
himself, at his age, too!"
"Oh, forget dad!" she cried impatiently. "I know he's a roughneck, but
that's not a weakness. I mean about Sandy?"
"Oh!" said I. "Well, what about him--if it is he?"
"If it is?" said Peaches. "Have you any doubts now? Leaving as soon as
he heard about me, and then being caught by my unexpected arrival.
Didn't you listen?"
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