J. Comyns Carr: Stray Memories, by His WifeCarr, Alice Vansittart Strettel
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J. Comyns Carr: Stray Memories, by His Wife
Carr, Alice Vansittart Strettel
Carr, J. Comyns (Joseph Comyns), 1849-1916
“But see now,” she said, “we’ve still got to fight the law even in our
country. I said to an American man, ‘do you love your wife?’ ‘Why, of
course,’ he said. ‘Do you love your mother?’ I said. ‘Just don’t I,’ he
replied. ‘Do you love your sister?’ ‘Why sure,’ he said. ‘Well then,’
I said to him, ‘Do you know the American constitution declares that
every living citizen should have a vote except children, criminals _and
women_.’ And then she turned to the English woman and added: “Do you
know, Madam, the thought of that American law just makes me blush all
over when I go to bed at night.”
I confess as I looked at her, I couldn’t think of the unrighteous law,
for my mind was filled with the idea of what a wild and billowy tract
of country that blush would have to traverse. Fancy the Round Pond
turned into the Red Sea with a single blush.
Yours,
J. COMYNS CARR.”
BELLAGIO,
_May, 1903_.
“MY DEAREST DOLL,
We are in the midst of a thunderstorm that is tearing and raging
round the mountains; for the moment it is like Mr. Chamberlain in the
earlier part of his campaign--very loud and very near, but I think it
is taking itself off to the Gotthard.
I don’t think I have told you of the two little bits of American
character I encountered at my hotel. One evening three ladies of
that country were set beside me at table d’hote. They were not
pre-possessing or young, but I noticed with just a momentary flush of
flattery that there was an obvious struggle going on as to which of
them should occupy the chair next to me; the struggle ended, and then
the next but one turned to the victor and said, ‘Couldn’t
you see, my dear, that I just wanted to protect you in case you might
be addressed in a manner that might offend you.’ Poor dears!
they didn’t know that God had protected them against any attack
of mine.
Later, two rather nice girls and their mother took the same places;
and one evening after dinner, when the terrace was full of people, the
mother looked up to where one of the girls was standing at the window
of the room above, and called out: ‘Don’t let him kiss you, dear.’ We
all turned to look up, and there stood the girl with a parrot on her
shoulder. There was naturally an audible smile among the spectators,
and the girl herself was in fits of laughter.
Best love from your father,
J. COMYNS CARR.”
BORDIGHERA,
_April 1909_.
“MY DEAR DOLLY,
We are very comfortable in our little hotel here, with two nice
Italian brothers to cater for us. The Italian village children please
me mightily, and I hobble about in their language with just enough
understanding to enable me to amuse myself.
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