Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep waterLubbock, Basil
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Jack Derringer : $b A tale of deep water
Lubbock, Basil
Seafaring life -- Fiction
With a furious shake the bosun's mate attempted to banish his
gloomy thoughts, and turning to Broncho, remarked with a suspicious
carelessness in his deep voice:
"Jack Derringer gives out to me as 'ow you wos a cowpuncher, an' it
gets me teetotally 'ow you plays your little game."
"Wall," returned the cattleman politely, "it's some difficult to
explain, you not bein' a cowman. What is it you-alls is aimin' for to
know the savvy of? Is it cuttin' out or brandin' or night herdin',
hoss-wranglin', workin' on a trail outfit, or what?"
"'Orse-wrangler's a josser as does a bunk wiv the 'orses, ain't he?"
"No, siree," replied Broncho seriously. "You're some tangled in your
rope. That's a hoss-rustler. Hoss-wrangler is what we-alls call the
longhorn who keeps tab o' buckskins, pintos, an' sech-like obstrep'rous
but some necessary parties."
"I'm all jammed in a clinch. Your lingo'll shift me off my bedplate
afore long. What kind er flat-foot is a buckskin?"
The polite cowpuncher made no remark as to his inability to understand
Bill's naval idioms, but explained:
"A buckskin's a sort o' cayuse----"
"I'm a leatherneck if you ain't enuff to make a blighter tin-hats.[12]
An' wot's a cayuse?"
Broncho looked faintly astonished at the extraordinary ignorance of the
man-of-war's man.
"A cow-pony," he said, half in sorrow.
"Is my upper-works collapsin', or wot? A cow-pony? Wot sort er bally
hermofridite is that?"
"Why, a cow-hoss----"
"Cow-'orse? Am I 'alf-rats, or is you 'avin' a game? If so, governor, I
guess you an' me'll part brass-rags----"
"Thar's generally a pretty fair mob of 'em in a round-up or
trail-outfit; ten or twelve per man is the usual play," went on Broncho
serenely, passing over Bill Benson's excited words, which, of course,
were double-Dutch to him.
The bosun's mate sighed faintly.
"Go on; oh, go on," he said resignedly. "An' wot's brandin'?"
"Wall, thar's range-brands an' road-brands. Sometimes it's a wattle cut
on the jaw, sometimes a slit dewlap, but mostly we-alls just irons 'em
on the hindquarter. Brands that-away is mighty numerous an' variegated.
These few I recalls for your eedification--The Running W, Laurel-Leaf,
Circle, Lazy H, Pitchfork, Double-Bracket, the Two-Bar----"
"I've 'eard o' monkey brand, but I'm a blighted grabby if I ever
navigates with a range-brand afore. Noo-fangled range-finder, I s'pose.
A wattle-cut on the jaw I can keep stations with. It's a nawsty
upper-cut that, I h'expec', likely to 'eat the bearin's of the josser
wot cops it. Well, wot's the nex' course? Branding'll pass; it's too
deep for my intellec'. Rub it off the signal-slate an' sachey ahead."
"Then thar's bound'ry-ridin', which is scoutin' round watchin' the
cattle don't get strayed or drifted offen their proper range."
"I s'pose you does your manœuvrin' on a geegee most times?"
"On'y sech low and 'ornery mavericks as sheepmen foots it in the
cow-country."
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