Suffragists -- United States; Women -- Suffrage -- United States
The statute is read for the second time. Another witness is called.
This time the district attorney asks the policeman,—“Do you know what
time the sun in the District of Columbia set on January 5th and rose on
January 6th?”
At this profound question, the policeman hesitates, looks abashed, then
says impressively, “The sun in the District of Columbia set at 5
o’clock January 5th, and rose at 7:28 o’clock January 6th.”
The prosecutor is triumphant. He looks expectantly at the judge.
“How do you know what time the sun rose and set on those days?” asks
the judge.
“From the weather bureau,” answers the policeman.
The judge is perplexed.
“I think we should have something more official,” he says.
The prosecutor suggests that perhaps an almanac would settle the
question. The judge believes it would. The government attorney
disappears to find an almanac.
Breathless, the prisoners and spectators wait to hear the important
verdict of the almanac. The delay is interminable. The court room is in
a state of confusion. The prisoners, especially, are amused at the
proceedings. It is clear their fate may hang upon a minute or two of
time. An hour goes by, and still the district attorney has not
returned. Another half hour! Presently he returns to read in heavy
tones from the almanac. The policeman looks embarrassed. His
information from the weather bureau differs from that of the almanac.
His sun rose two minutes too early and continued to shine twelve
minutes too long! However, it doesn’t matter. The sun shone long enough
to make the defendants guilty.
The judge looks at the prisoners and announces that they are “guilty”
and “shall pay a fine of $5.00 or serve five days in jail.” The
Administration has learned its lesson about hunger strikes and
evidently fears having to yield to another strike. And so it seeks
safety in lighter sentences. The judge pleads almost piteously with
them not to go to jail at all, and says that he will put them on
probation if they will promise to be good and not light any more fires
in the District of Columbia. The prisoners make no promise. They have
been found guilty according to the almanac and they file through the
little gate into the prisoners’ pen.
Somehow they did not believe that whether the sun rose at 7:26 or 7:28
was the issue which had decided whether they should be convicted or
not, and it was not in protest against the almanac that they
straightway entered upon a hunger strike.
Meanwhile the watchfires continued in the capital. January thirteenth,
the day the great world Peace Conference under the President’s
leadership, began to deliberate on the task of administering “right”
and “justice” to all the oppressed of the earth, twenty-three women
were arrested in front of the White House.
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