Jane Seton; or, The King's Advocate: A Scottish Historical RomanceGrant, James
History
Jane Seton; or, The King's Advocate: A Scottish Historical Romance
Grant, James
Scotland -- History -- James V, 1513-1542 -- Fiction
As Trotter returned with the dinner upon a broad wooden tray, which
usually held the platters, covers, and one small knife, the earl
contrived to place his chair in such a manner, that the attendant was
tripped by it, and stumbled forward, by which the manchet, or small
loaf (in those days the invariable substitute for potatoes), slipped
from the tray, and fell upon the floor. While Trotter, after
depositing the tray, stooped to pick up the manchet, the earl, like
lightning, possessed himself of the knife, and thrust it up his
sleeve.
"Look again, friend Trotter," said he, removing the first cover,
"thou hast dropped the knife, I think?"
"Have I?" said Trotter, searching all round the table. "Surely no!"
"You must have done so, for I vow 'tis not here."
"I could have sworn it was on the trencherboard when I brought it
in," said the fellow, gaping with alarm.
"If you think so, look again."
"By St. Giles! there is nae knife here!"
"Then quick, call for another, or these dainty pullets will be cold
as pebble stones."
Trotter turned to call for another knife; and the moment he did so,
the earl stepped back, and concealed that which he had secured in a
nook of the chimney, which had been discovered during a previous
inspection.
A second knife was brought by Dobbie, who had heard Trotter call for
it.
The earl made an unusually good repast, and as he picked the pullet's
bones, and drank his pint of Bordeaux, he jested merrily with his
attendant, who leant against the door, from whence he cast ever and
anon furtive and uneasy glances below the table, in search of the
missing article, for he had his own suspicions.
"Take care, my trusty Tam, take care; for now I have got that knife,
and I mean to make a good use of it on the first opportunity. Truly
thou art a simple fellow, and will be beetled by Redhall, in such
wise as thy mother never beetled thee! ha! ha! Zounds! dost thou
think this paltry house would hold me, who escaped from the Douglas
room at Stirling, where the cardinal confined me after the battle of
Linlithgow? I trow not! Be easy; compose thyself, friend Thomas,
for I assure thee I have got the knife, and will begone to-morrow."
"In your pockets?" said Tam, advancing.
"Pockets! Nay, dost thou think a gentleman has pockets in his
breeches and doublet to hold bread and cheese, like a rascally clown;
but come hither, thou mayst feel my garments."
Trotter passed his hands over the breeches and doublet of the
prisoner.
"The devil a knife is here," said he, perfectly reassured.
"Nevertheless, I have it."
"Where?"
"In my stomach. Bring me a sword, or lend me thy poniard, and I will
swallow them both also. It runs in the family. I had an uncle who
could digest cannon balls."
Tam uttered another of his hoarse laughs, and, bearing away the
wooden tray, retired, and secured the double doors as usual. * * * *
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