Jane Seton; or, The King's Advocate: A Scottish Historical RomanceGrant, James
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Jane Seton; or, The King's Advocate: A Scottish Historical Romance
Grant, James
Scotland -- History -- James V, 1513-1542 -- Fiction
"Mercy! _the king!_" said the earl, in the inmost recesses of his
heart, as he respectfully gave place at the fire to the gallant and
adventurous James V., who had not the most remote idea that he was
recognised by any one there, and passed for nothing more than a
private gentleman; the whole adventure being one of that romantic
kind in which he--our Scottish Haround Alraschid--delighted. Before
seating himself on the stone which was to be his chair, he signed the
cross upon his breast and said: "_Benedicite._"
A mess of rabbits and fowls stewed together in a kailpot, another of
broiled fish, with cheese and bannocks, which, like the small kegs of
ale and usquebaugh, had merely cost the trouble of carrying them off
(at a time when the burgh-merchants had no other police than their
own eyes and hands), were freely shared by the thieves with their
illustrious guests, one of whom they had foredoomed to death. The
other, they deemed already as one of themselves; for the earl, the
better to conceal his real character, assumed a strange dialect, and
talked, laughed, sung and swore, till he drew upon him the marked
attention of the king; but under that matted beard and tattered
attire, disfigured by many a gout of blood, the monarch failed to
recognise the outlawed noble.
With a hunting clasp-knife, one of those made and inscribed by
Jacques de Liege (whence comes our Scottish _Jockteleg_), the king
was carving for himself a chicken which he had laid on a broad
bannock, and was evidently enjoying the repast like a huntsman and
soldier, for he was both.
"By my faith! knave of the pot," said he to the robber who had
cooked, "thou hast done thy duty well."
"Ouaye; we fisher chields can turn our hands to anything."
"Then turn them to mending the fire; for dost thou not see 'tis all
gone to cinders?"
"As we shall when we gang to auld Clootie," replied the cook, whose
reply was greeted by a roar of laughter, the echoes of which seemed
to rumble away into the heart of the rocks.
"Friend Bloodybeard," said the king to the earl, "hand over that keg
of usquebaugh; wilt drink with me? thy health, friend Bloodybeard."
"Thine, my gentleman of the white feather."
"How gallantly thou drainest thy bicker!" said the king, on seeing
how the earl emptied his tass of raw spirits; "didst thou ever taste
pure water, fellow?"
"Once, when an infant; but, as it nearly choked me, I have never
tried it since. Tush! wine costs us no more than spring water. Like
James and his courtiers of Arran, we help ourselves to our
neighbours' goods and gear, whenever we lack."
The broad brow of the king knit, but he laughed, and said--
"Have the courtiers not wealth enough and to spare, sirrah?"
"Wealth--ah, that is the greatest and most respected quality in man."
"But beside wealth, hath not King James many virtues?"
"Tut! these are but a silly habit of differing from such merry men as
we; but I fear me we scare thee, my dainty gentleman, by the din we
are making."
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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