Before her designs upon Bill could be executed, a strange thing
happened. Fanny Maud and a company of musicians made a summer concert
tour. It was only a little run from the city, and such an aggregation
of artists as Bloomtown's wildest dreams had never visioned descended
upon the town. The hotel was taxed to its uttermost capacity, with six
song birds, an orchestra, three lap dogs, and an Impresario whose
manner implied that he had designs other than professional on the
leading soprano. Her stay was short, and left an impression of
perfume, fluffy ruffles, French and haste. Her manager consented to
have her sing for Jap and Isabel.
Bloomtown stood out in the road, listening, agape. Perhaps Kelly Jones
had been to Barton that summer night, for he declared that cats were
climbing out of Tom Granger's chimneys, screeching for help, and a man
kept scaring them worse by howling at them. When Fanny Maud reached
the famous high note she was justly proud of, Kelly clapped his hands
to his stomach and yelled for mercy.
"That's clawsick music," abjured Bill, who was sitting on the lawn with
Mabelle. Kelly looked at them with sorrow.
"I was skeered that she had busted her throat, and all the sound was
comin' out to onct," he complained.
The last night of the brief but exciting visit Bill and Mabelle were
quietly married. Quietly--yes and no. Mike Hawking rallied the band
and all the tinware in town to celebrate. Mabelle was indignant at
first, but soon began to enjoy the fun, and created the happiest
impression on the older generation of Bloomtown by insisting on
marching arm in arm with Kelly Jones at the head of the procession.
After Bill had given his solemn oath never to repeat the offense the
"chivaree" broke up, with wild yells of congratulation.
They took up residence in Mabelle's cottage. By consensus of opinion
it was Mabelle's cottage. The town in fact so thoroughly recognized
Mabelle, in the possessive case, that Jap cautioned Bill against the
contingency of being referred to as "Mabelle's husband." Bill was
proud of his wife, and when fortune brought him lucre, from the
long-forgotten bit of Texas land that suddenly showed oil, he began to
improve the whole street by putting out trees.
As Jap feelingly declared, Mabelle had even improved the dirt under the
doorstep of the cottage, and Bill was fairly pushed out on the street
for improving to do. Under her fostering care, Bill had learned to
make violent demands on the Town Board. And they, the aldermen of
Bloomtown, bent on pursuing the even tenor of their way at any hazard,
had to adjust themselves to a new ebullition from Bill every Tuesday
night. But Bill and Mabelle were not doomed to see their enthusiasm go
up in vapor. It bore, instead, the most substantial fruit. The
barren, treeless town was beginning to grow shade for the aldermen to
rest under in their old age.
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