Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
He did not reveal his surprise. It was the first time in all their lives
together that Jeremy had suggested going with him anywhere. They set off
together. It was a fine day of early autumn, red mist and faint blue
sky, leaves thick upon the ground, the air peppermint in the mouth.
Jeremy had to walk fast to keep pace with his father’s long strides.
Mr. Cole suddenly said:
“I’ve got a headache—a bad headache. It’s better out of the house than
in.”
In every way it was better, as Jeremy knew. During luncheon, just
concluded, Uncle Percy had roared with laughter over his memories of
what Herbert was like when, as a small boy, in the middle of the night
he thought he heard a burglar.
“When does Uncle Percy go, father?”
“Well—I thought he was going the day after to-morrow—but now he thinks
he’ll stay another week.”
“I don’t like Uncle Percy, father,” Jeremy panted a little with his
efforts to keep up.
“You mustn’t say that, my boy.”
“It doesn’t matter if I say it to you. Was he like he is now when he was
young?”
“Yes; very much. But you must remember that it was a long time ago. I
don’t quite clearly recollect my childhood. Nor, I think—does he his.”
Mr. Cole coughed.
“We never had very much in common as boys,” he said suddenly.
“He doesn’t know much about England, does he, father? He says the most
awfully silly things.”
“You mustn’t say that about your uncle, my boy.”
“No, but he does. Why, he hasn’t been _anywhere_ in England—not even to
Drymouth.”
“No, my boy, he hasn’t. You see, when people have lived in the colonies
all their lives they get a little—ahem—out of touch.”
“Yes, father.”
Delightful to think of Uncle Percy being out of touch. Quite a savage, a
barbarian. Father and son laughed a little together.
“I bet the boys at Thompson’s would laugh at him,” said Jeremy, “like
anything.”
“One has to be polite,” said Mr. Cole. “After all, he is our guest.
Don’t forget that, my boy.”
“No, father. . . . I bet he was frightened at the burglar, father; more
than you were.”
“Well, as a matter of fact, Jeremy, he was. I remember the incident
perfectly. Percy hid in a cupboard. He’s forgotten that, I’ve no doubt.”
Father and son laughed.
“It would have to be a very large cupboard, father,” said Jeremy; and
then they laughed again.
Here they were at the schools, where Mr. Cole was going to teach the
little girls their Catechism. They parted, and Jeremy ran all the way
down the hill home.
IV
Uncle Percy loved the world and desired that, in natural return, the
world should love him. It seemed to him that the world did so. Once and
again the net of his jollity and fun seemed to miss some straggling fish
who gaped and then swam away, but he was of that happy temperament thus
described by one of the most lovable of our modern poets:
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