Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
He read the letter through three times before finishing with it; then,
sitting forward on the old wooden bench scarred with a thousand
penknives, he went over the delicious details of it. How exactly Uncle
Samuel realized the things that he would want to know! No one else in
the family wrote about anything that was exciting or intriguing. Uncle
Samuel managed in some way to make you see things. The studio, the sky
with the little moon, the red apples, Hamlet flat on the floor, his head
rigid, his eyes fixed; Aunt Amy shopping in Drymouth, Barbara tumbling
downstairs. That whole world came towards him and filled the playground
and blotted out the school, so that for a moment school life was unreal,
shadowy, and did not matter. He sighed with happy contentment. Young
though he was, he realized that great truth that one person in the world
is quite enough. One human being who understands your strange mixture
equalizes five million who think you are simply black, white or purple.
All you want is to be reassured about your own suspicions of yourself. A
devoted dog is almost enough, and one friend ample. Jeremy went in to
dinner with his head in the air, trailing after him, like Peter Pan, one
shadow of the world immediately around him, the world in which the
school sergeant was carving the mutton at the end of the table so
ferociously that it might have been the corpse of his dearest enemy, and
the masters at the high table were getting fried potatoes and the boys
only boiled, and Jeremy was not having even those because he had got to
play football in an hour’s time; and the other world, where there was
Aunt Amy’s eyelash high in the air, and the cathedral bells ringing, and
Uncle Samuel painting cows. Jeremy would have liked to consider the
strange way in which these two worlds refused to mingle, to have
developed the idea of Uncle Samuel carving the mutton instead of the
sergeant, and the sergeant watching the evening sky instead of Uncle
Samuel, and why it was that these two things were so impossible! His
attention was occupied by the fact that Plummy Smith, who was a fat boy,
was sitting in his wrong place and making a “squash” on Jeremy’s side of
the table, which led quite naturally to the game of trying to squeeze
Plummy from both ends of the table into a purple mass, and to do it
without Thompson noticing. Little pathetic squeals came from Plummy, who
loved his food, and saw his mutton mysteriously whisked away on to some
other plate, and knew that he would be hungry all the afternoon in
consequence. He was one of those boys who had on the first day of his
arrival, a year earlier, unfortunately confided to those whom he thought
his friends that he lived with two aunts, Maria and Alice. His fate was
sealed from the moment of that unfortunate confidence. He did not know
it, and he had been in puzzled bewilderment ever since as to why the way
of life was made so hard for him. He meant no one any harm, and could
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