Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
“And you mustn’t talk about your mother either,” said Jeremy, “nor any
of your people at home.”
“Why mustn’t I?” asked Baltimore.
“Because they’ll rag you if you do.”
Baltimore nodded his head in a determined manner.
“I will if they kick me,” he said.
That evening was an unhappy one. Jeremy, kept by the matron over some
silly business connected with his underclothes, came late into the
dormitory to discover a naked Baltimore being beaten with hair-brushes.
That was a difficult moment for him, but he dealt with it in the
traditional manner of school heroes. He rushed into the midst of the
gang, rescued Percy and challenged the room. He was popular and known
for a determined fighter, so there was some laughter and jeering; but
Baltimore was allowed to creep into his bed.
Next morning the school understood that young Stocky Cole had a new
_protégé_ and that it was that terrible new boy Pimply Percy. Jeremy’s
best friend, Riley minor, spoke to him seriously about it.
“I say, Stocky, it isn’t true that you’ve taken up with that awful new
kid?”
“Thompson says I’ve got to look after him,” Jeremy explained.
“But he’s the worst of the lot,” Riley complained disgustedly.
“Well, I’ve got to anyway,” said Jeremy shortly.
The sad part of it was that Baltimore was by no means grateful for
Jeremy’s championship.
“You might have come in earlier,” he said. “I don’t call that looking
after me.”
He now followed Jeremy like a shadow, a complaining, snivelling, whining
shadow.
Jeremy expostulated.
“Look here,” he said. “We needn’t be together all the time. If you’re in
trouble or anything you just give me a shout. I’m sure to be round
somewhere.”
But Baltimore shook his head.
“That isn’t what Mr. Thompson said,” he remarked. “He said that you’d
look after me. But how can you look after me if you’re not there?”
“He didn’t mean us to be together the whole time,” said Jeremy.
The thing was impossible. He could keep his own small fry in order,
although the jeers and insults of those who had until this term been his
admiring friends were very hard to bear. But what was he to do, for
instance, about Cracky Brown? Cracky was captain of the cricket,
thirteen years of age and going to Eton next term. He was one of three
heroes allowed a study, and he was fagged for by several of the new
boys, including Baltimore. He had already given young Baltimore several
for breaking a cup and saucer. How could Jeremy, aged ten and a half,
and in the lower fourth, go up to Cracky and say: “Look here, Brown,
you’ve got to leave Baltimore alone,” and yet this was exactly what
Baltimore expected Jeremy to do. Baltimore was a boy with one idea.
“Mr. Thompson said you were to see they didn’t hit me,” he complained.
“Don’t call him Mr. Thompson,” urged Jeremy. “Nobody does.”
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