Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country TownWalpole, Hugh
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Jeremy and Hamlet: A Chronicle of Certain Incidents in the Lives of a Boy, a Dog, and a Country Town
Walpole, Hugh
Boys -- Fiction; Dogs -- Fiction; England -- Social life and customs -- 19th century -- Fiction
The sudden sense that other folk in the world also thought the quartette
outlaws was new to Jeremy. He had envisaged the affair as a struggle in
which the Cole family only were engaged.
“Eat babies!” Jeremy cried. “No! Do you?”
“Of course not,” said the boy. “That’s the sort of damned rot people
talk. They think we’d do anything.”
He suddenly sat down on the turf, and Jeremy sat down too, dramatically
picturing to himself the kind of thing that would happen did his father
turn the corner and find him there amicably in league with his enemy.
There followed a queer in-and-out little conversation, bewildering in
some strange way, so that they seemed to sink deeper and deeper into the
thick velvet pile of the green downs, lost to all the world that was
humming like a top beyond the barrier.
“I liked your coming into the yard about your sister. That was damned
plucky of you.”
For some reason hidden deep in the green down Jeremy had never before
known praise that pleased him so deeply. He flushed, kicking the turf
with the heels of his boots.
“You were cads to hit my sister,” he said. He let Hamlet’s collar go,
and the dog went over and smelt the dirty trousers and sniffed at the
rough, reddened hand.
“How old are you?”
“Ten and a half.”
“I know. You’re called Cole. You’re the son of the parson at the
rectory.”
Jeremy nodded his head. The boy was now sprawling his length, his head
resting on his arms, his thick legs stretched out.
“You’re awfully strong,” Jeremy suddenly said.
The boy nodded his head.
“I am that. I can throw a cricket ball from here to the church. I can
wrestle anyone. Box, too.”
He didn’t say this boastfully, but quite calmly, stating well-known
facts. Jeremy opened his eyes wide.
“What are _you_ called?” he asked.
“Humphrey Charles Ruthven.”
“Where do you go to school?”
“I don’t go. I was kicked out of Harrow. But it didn’t matter anyway,
because my governor couldn’t pay the school bills.”
Expelled! This was exciting indeed.
Jeremy inquired, but his friend would give no reasons—only looked at
him curiously and smiled. Then he suddenly went on in another tone: “You
know everyone hates us, don’t you?”
“Yes, I know that,” said Jeremy. “Why is it?”
“Because we’re bad,” Humphrey said solemnly. “Our hand is against
everyone, and everyone’s hand is against us.”
“But why?” asked Jeremy again.
“Well, for one thing, they don’t like father. He’s got, if you were
speaking very politely, what you’d call a damned bad temper. By Jove,
you should see him lose it! He’s broken three chairs in the farm
already! I don’t suppose we shall be here very long. We’re always moving
about. Then another reason is that we never have any money. Father makes
a bit racing sometimes, and then we’re flush for a week or two, but it
never lasts long.
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