Jibby Jones : $b A story of Mississippi River adventure for boysButler, Ellis Parker
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Jibby Jones : $b A story of Mississippi River adventure for boys
Butler, Ellis Parker
Adventure and adventurers -- Juvenile fiction; Boys -- Juvenile fiction; Mississippi River -- Juvenile fiction
“He can order us off the place,” Jibby drawled in his slow way, “and he
can sue us for trespass if we don’t go. I know that, because once, when
father was digging for mastodon bones in a cornfield in Arizona, the man
that owned the farm ordered father off and father did not want to go. So
the man hit father on the head with a club, and father sued him for
damages, and the justice of the peace made the man pay father five
dollars for hitting him, and made father pay the man five dollars for
trespassing, and neither of them _had_ five dollars.”
“What did they do? Go to jail?” asked Bill Catlin.
“No, sir,” Jibby said. “The justice of the peace lent father five
dollars and father paid the man with it, and then the man paid father
with it, and then father paid it back to the justice of the peace.
Father says the justice said then, ‘There! I hope that will be a lesson
to both of you. You have got off easy. If I had been hard-hearted, I
would have made you pay each other ten dollars apiece, and I haven’t got
but eight dollars and sixty cents, so where would you have been then?’”
Bill Catlin laughed, and that made him like Jibby Jones right away,
because laughing and liking are always close together.
“I bet they would have gone to jail, just because they lacked a little
common sense,” Bill Catlin said. “If I had been there, I could have
fixed it up easy. I would have had your father borrow the eight dollars
and sixty cents and pay the man, and then your father would have owed
him only one dollar and forty cents. Then I would have had the man pay
the money back to your father and the man would have owed your father
only one dollar and forty cents. Then your father would have given the
eight dollars and sixty cents back to the justice, and he wouldn’t have
owed _him_ anything. And then all your father would have had to do would
have been to borrow one dollar and forty cents from the justice, and
when it had passed around, the whole ten dollars would have been paid.
Nobody would have owed anybody anything. Your father and the man could
have paid each other a million dollars that way. You’ve got to use
common sense.”
“Yes, sir,” Jibby said politely.
It pleased Bill Catlin to have an intelligent-looking boy with
tortoise-shell spectacles take what he said so seriously, and he was
mighty tickled.
“You’ve got common sense, and education, too; I can see that,” he said
to Jibby, which wasn’t saying anything very nice to us, as I looked at
it, but we didn’t say anything, because we saw Jibby was going to talk
again.
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