Jim MortimerBell, R. S. Warren (Robert Stanley Warren)
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Jim Mortimer
Bell, R. S. Warren (Robert Stanley Warren)
London (England) -- Fiction; Physicians -- Fiction
"Yes, I’m the man," was the answer--"I fetched ’em. You see, last night
I goes into Dr Mortimer’s surgery and svallows vot I took for prussic
acid. Yes, ’arf a pint. And vile I vos vaitin’ for the end, I fell
asleep, and ven I vakes the doctor vos standin’ by me. Vell, ’e tells
me it vosn’t p’ison, and then ’e goes orf to Pine Court. Vell, just
after, in comes Mr Somers, and says ’e: ’Vare is the doctor?’ an’ I
says: ’’E’s gone to vare it mentions in that bit of paper.’ ’Pine
Court,’ says Mr Somers. ’Mrs Murphy’s.’ ’Mrs Murphy don’t live in Pine
Court,’ says I. ’I knows all the people in these courts.’ Mr Somers ’e
looks startled, and reads the note again. ’This looks fishy, ’Arris,’
he says; ’this writin’s in a disguised ’and.’ I gets up and looks at
the note, and I sees at once it vos my son Isaac’s ’andwritin’----"
"Your son’s!" exclaimed Dr Mortimer. "Do the police know that?"
"They don’t," replied Mr Harris; "and for vy? Vy, for becos I says to Mr
Somers: ’This is a trap,’ I says, ’and ve’ll be after the doctor and
save ’im. But I’ll ’elp you on one condition only.’ ’Vot’s that?’ says
Mr Somers, sharp like. ’That you don’t split on Isaac! You agree to
that, an’ I’ll lend you this revolver!’ I vos goin’ to shoot myself at
first, you see, sir, an’ then I thought p’ison vould be cleaner.
’Agreed,’ says Mr Somers, and off ve goes, I to fetch the police and Mr
Somers straight for Pine Court, vith the loaded revolver in ’is pocket."
"And this scoundrel of a son of yours--where is he?" demanded the
Doctor.
The old man laughed softly to himself.
"My son Isaac? ’_E’s bolted_! ’E vent at once--vithout a vord. I
says: ’Isaac,’ I says, ’you wrote that note. You’re in my power.
You’ll ’ang if I put up my little finger!’ And Isaac, ’e just vent
right out of the door vithout even puttin’ on ’is ’at! ’E von’t trouble
me no more, but ’e’ll always get a livin’. ’E’s clever as paint, is
Isaac! Yes, ’e vent out like that--never saw a man go out of a ’ouse so
quick in my life. So I’ve altered the name over my shop back to ’_Arris
& Son_--there’s the painter just finishin’--and now I’m my own master
agen."
And the old dealer snapped his lean fingers for sheer joy.
"Why ’Harris & Son,’ if your son has run away for good?" asked Dr
Mortimer.
"Becos ’Arris by itself vould cause remark. If anyone says: ’Vare’s
your son, Mr ’Arris?’ I shall say, ’_E’s gone avay for ’is ’ealth,_’ and
that’ll ’ave to satisfy ’em."
And with a leer of the utmost self-complacency Mr Harris saluted his two
listeners, and went back to watch the painter conclude the alteration in
the title over the provision shop.
Mrs Brown, Jim’s caretaker, was in, and admitted Koko and his companion.
The old doctor gazed silently round the surgery. There was Jim’s
working coat, there was his pipe-rack, there was the quaint Chinaman
whose sudden fall forwards--ingeniously contrived by the Long ’Un--used
to announce the opening of the street door.
Public-domain text, read in full here on John Shaqi.
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