Jim MortimerBell, R. S. Warren (Robert Stanley Warren)
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Jim Mortimer
Bell, R. S. Warren (Robert Stanley Warren)
London (England) -- Fiction; Physicians -- Fiction
There is also an old saying that you shouldn’t laugh till you’re out of
the wood. Jim proved the truth of both sayings on this occasion, for,
just as Koko finished his taunting speech, Jim clutched him round the
ribs, and, with a prodigious output of nervous energy, threw the little
man clean over his head.
Koko flew crash into one of the rotten old pawn-broking cupboards with
which the place was lined, and such was the force with which he was
impelled that his head and shoulders went right through the door of the
cupboard. Before he could extricate himself, Mortimer had pinned his
hands to his sides.
"Will you give in?" demanded Jim.
"I will," murmured Koko from within the cupboard.
"And take what I owe you?"
"Yes--let me out of this old clo’ hole, will you?"
"Certainly."
Thereupon, with a neat wrench, Jim liberated his friend, and Koko rose
to his feet, looking battered and sorry for himself.
"You ought to know better than to scrap with me, young fellow," said
Jim; "you ought to know it’s no use."
Koko rubbed his bald head ruefully. "Give me a bran mash," he said;
"that winded me."
"Right you are," said the Long ’Un, taking a glass jar off one of the
shelves.
"Steady!" cried Koko, observing the label on the jar; "that’s prussic
acid."
Jim, however, got two tumblers and proceeded to measure out a couple of
drams.
"No--I keep my whisky in this jar," he said, drawing some fresh water
from the tap; "it’s safer here. Mrs Brown, my old lady upstairs, has a
liking for whisky, and used to help herself out of my bottle when I was
out--so I got a clean jar, put a prussic acid label on it, filled it
with whisky, and now she hunts in vain."
"Smart man, Jim," laughed Koko, who then proceeded to roll out the notes
and put them carefully away in his pocket-book.
"You see," said Jim, when they had settled themselves down by the fire,
"I’ve been catching on about here lately."
"Cutting out the bearded man?"
"Something like that. I was going down Pine Court soon after you last
looked me up, when I saw a group of women talking excitedly round a
doorway. I had a case on the top floor of the house. ’Wot I says is,’ I
heard a very fat woman remark, ’there ain’t no symptoms to go by. ’E
guessed it!’
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