That was the missive written in the little squalid coffee-house. Anthony
Ditchburn had quarrelled bitterly with another shabby, greasy
individual, who had dared to occupy the table at which Ditchburn usually
sat in the dark little reading-room; had quoted Latin at him, and had
been retorted to in the same tongue; had gone away discomfited. Finally,
he had haggled with a contemptuous young lady in charge of the room for
an outside soiled sheet of paper, and had got it for a halfpenny; had
managed to secure an envelope for himself, at no expenditure at all,
while her back was turned. And then had sat down to write to the Rev.
Temple Purdue.
Knowing his man, and inwardly reproaching himself that he had not done
something in this direction before, Anthony Ditchburn adopted the grand
manner in dealing with him.
"REV. AND GENTLE SIR,
"I venture to turn, in the midst of unmerited misfortune, to one
who has been placed (and I would add, quite deservedly placed) in a
position of ease and comfort; as a scholar I appeal to a scholar.
"You may doubtless remember that some years ago I grounded in the
elements some children, who afterwards (solely owing to a whim on
the part of our poor dear old friend Nannock) were passed on to you
for further instruction. Incidentally, it will ever be a
satisfaction to me that they lisped their first words of knowledge
under the guidance of two such men.
"Since that period, although I have been a wanderer in various
seats of learning, and have contributed with some degree of success
to various of the heavier reviews, the time has at last come when,
owing to a difference of opinion with an editor, I am in temporary
difficulties. I am amazed when I think that such a misfortune
should ever have befallen me; I tremble at the thought of what I
must face in the great world." (It may be added that Anthony
Ditchburn had trembled often and often in a hundred such letters,
until he knew quite well the trick of it; could even give a shake
of his pen to emphasise it.) "Will you--quite as a temporary
matter--oblige me with a small loan, which will enable me to
satisfy a truculent being who demands a something for rent; and
also to provide myself during the next day or two with the mere
necessaries of life? I need scarcely add that the amount will be
repaid as soon as I receive a remittance--long since overdue--from
a friend to whom, in a more fortunate moment, I rendered
assistance, and who shall of course be nameless.
"I am, Rev. Sir,
"Obediently and sincerely yours,
"ANTHONY DITCHBURN.
"P.S.--A mere matter of ten shillings would stay the pangs of
hunger, and permit me to pay something on account for my poor
lodging.--A. D."
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