But Jinny did not appear on Friday with the musical instrument. Only the
unexpected arrived—in the shape of Bundock. That royal messenger was
visibly hipped as he delivered the letter to Will.
“A woman’s writing!” he observed reproachfully. “That means dragging me
here time and again!”
But Will had broken open the high-class adhesive envelope and was
already absorbed in the letter.
“SIR,—Mr. Quarles thanks Mr. William Flynt for his esteemed
order, but regrets to inform him that a coach-horn of suitable
size for a man is not to be had in Chipstone. They have not even
got a little hunting-horn like mine. I will, however,
superscribe to Chelmsford and get you one without fail. Trusting
for your further patronage,
“Yours truly,
“DANIEL QUARLES.
“N.B.—All orders carried out—or in—with punctuality and
dispatch. Goods sent off without fail to any part of Europe,
America, and Australia.
“P.S.—Please inform your hond. parents that as she brought q.f.
of groceries that Tuesday I shall not call again till I deliver
your instrument.”
So Jinny had got in first in the pen-fight! And her letter bowled him
over, not only by its bland assumption that she was already established
as his carrier, but by the fluency and scholarship of its style, with
its incomprehensible “superscribe” and “q.f.” He felt baffled too and
even snubbed by the signature, which gave her a businesslike remoteness,
and even a legitimate status as a mere representative of the masculine,
besides making him feel he had lost a chance by not sending off one of
his many scrawls to the address of this same “Daniel Quarles.” His
answer would now require the profoundest excogitation, he felt, as he
adjusted her missive between the bank-notes and the glove. There was,
moreover, the material problem of vying with this real and fashionable
correspondence paper. Ultimately he became conscious that Bundock was
still standing at attention.
“Do you want anything?” he asked tartly.
“I’m waiting for the answer,” said Bundock nobly, “or you won’t catch a
post till to-morrow night unless you trudge to Long Bradmarsh.”
“Oh, there’s no answer—none at all! Thank you all the same.”
“Thank _you_!” said Bundock. “It’s not often folks consider me
nowadays—especially when there’s a woman in the case. They just go on
shuttlecocking letters till my feet are sore.”
“But it isn’t a woman!” said Will stiffly. “It’s just a business letter
from Gaffer Quarles.” And he pulled it out, and the little glove fell
out with it: which did not lessen his annoyance.
“Daniel Quarles never put his fist to a pen this ten year,” asserted
Bundock. “He was glad to be done with writing, says my father, for
Daniel was never brought up to be a carrier, his parents never dreaming
he’d inherit the business.”
“Why not, isn’t he the eldest?”
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