The smoker’s invitation not being negatived by the muncher and bibber, the massive visitor padded forwards, revealing more clearly his heavy-jowled hairless rubicund face and the motley multitude of stains on his gay dressing-gown, and waving a roll of clammy-smelling posters. “Just come by the coach—and in the nick o’ time,” he observed genially. And espying in the reversed pictures a favourable background for his operations, he circumvented the table (not without surprise and disgust at the corner where the moleskinned man grunted, guzzled, and guttled), and hung up two of the bills on the nails without any observable astonishment at the state of the pictures or any apparent attention to anything but his own interests; stepping backwards to survey the effect with such absorption of mind that through the girdle of his dressing-gown his spine collided with the table. “No, my boy!” he addressed Will. “They can’t print like that in Chipstone.” From his arm-chair Will could easily read the more glaring headlines: TO-NIGHT AT SEVEN—LIFE-SIZE DUKE’S MARIONETTES _Hamlet And The Ghost_ MARGARET CATCHPOLE _Pantomime-Ballet_ THE MISTLETOE BOUGH _The Beggar of Bethnal Green_ EDMUND, ORPHAN OF THE CASTLE _The High Road to Marriage_ AS PERFORMED BEFORE ALL THE CROWNED HEADS _Of Europe, America, and Australia_ N.B.—Miss Arabella Flippance at the Piano “Sounds bully,” he observed politely. “Bully’s the word, my young American friend,” said the Showman. “What a pity the mail-coach was late—we might have had ’em stuck up for the ordinary and caught some shilling patrons. You’re staying here for the night, I hope.” “No—I’ve got to go on.” “What a pity! I was about to offer you a front seat.” “Me? Why?” “Must fill up somehow,” said the Showman frankly. “People never go to a play unless they think they can’t get in. And as we only open to-night, there’s not been time to advertise our bumper houses. You see, sonny, we lay up here for the winter, and if we’d started before this heat-wave we’d have caught more colds than coppers.” “Is it open-air then?” “No, but the next thing to it—a tent! By squinting out of that window you’ll see the whole caboodle rising on the meadows like a giant mushroom. Why not stop here and pick up a young lady? I’ll give you _two_ seats.” “Don’t want more than one seat when I’ve got a girl,” laughed Will. Then the face of the girl in the parcel-shed came up, at once alluring and rebuking, and he repeated that seriously he must be off. “Never mind—better luck next act,” said the Showman, and tugged furiously at the bell-pull, and the waiter appeared with a glass of brandy and water, as though he added thought-reading to his conjuring accomplishments.