And it was Maizie who was responsible for insisting that Joan wheedle an
advance of ten dollars from Quard, ostensibly toward the purchase of
costume and make-up. But when this had been successfully negotiated, the
dancers advised Joan to save it against an emergency, and between them
provided her with an outfit composed of cast-offs: a black satin
décolleté bodice, an accordion-pleated short skirt of the period of
1890, wear-proof silk stockings, a pair of broken-down satin slippers
with red heels, a japanned tin make-up box with a broken lock, and a
generous supply of cheap grease-paint and cold cream.
Joan's début occurred within the time-limit set by Quard and before an
audience of two, not counting a few grinning stage-hands. The two were
the agent Schneider, and the manager of a small moving-picture house in
the Twenty-third Street shopping district; on the half-lighted stage of
which their "try-out" took place at half-past ten of a rainy and
disheartening morning. The judges sat in the darkened auditorium,
staring apathetically and chewing large cigars. Joan, though a little
self-conscious, was not at all nervous, and remembered her lines
perfectly; better than this, she looked very fetching indeed in her
makeshift costume. Quard forgot several of his speeches, floundered all
over the stage, and in a frantic effort to redeem himself clowned his
part outrageously. Nevertheless they were engaged.
Convinced of their failure, Joan had only succeeded in removing her
make-up and struggling into her shabby street clothing, when Quard
knocked at the door of her dressing-room. He had played without make-up,
and consequently had been able to catch the manager and agent before
they could escape. Lounging in the doorway, he breathed a spirit of
congratulation strongly tainted with fumes of whiskey.
"We're on!" he declared exultantly. "What'd I _tell_ you? You needn't
have changed, because we're going to stick here, and open today. One of
the turns on this week's bill fell down at the last minute, and so we
cop this chance to fill in. We go on after the first films--about a
quarter of one; and then at four-thirty, seven-thirty, ten-forty-five.
Now whadda yunno about that?"
Joan gulped and shook her head, her eyes a little misty. For the first
time she began to perceive that she had counted desperately on success.
"I think--we're awful' lucky!" she said faintly.
"Lucky nothing! I knew I could get away with it--always providing I had
you to play up to."
"Me!"
"That's right. After we'd fixed things up I took Schneider down to the
corner and bought him a drink. He said--I dunno as I ought to tell you
this, but anyway--he said the sketch was punk (God knows it is) and
never would've gone if it hadn't been for you. He said all the women
would go crazy about you--you'd got the prettiest shape he'd seen in a
month of Sundays. Yunno they get most of their afternoon houses from the
women shoppers down here."
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