990. The Marquis della Scalas, an Italian nobleman, having invited the
neighbouring gentry to a grand entertainment, where all the delicacies
of the season were provided, some of the company arrived very early, for
the purpose of paying their respects to his excellency: soon after
which, the major-domo, entering the dining-room in a great hurry, told
the marquis that there was a fisherman below, who had brought one of the
finest fish in all Italy, for which, however, he demanded a most
extravagant price. Regard not his price, cried the marquis; pay him the
money directly. So I would, please your highness, but he refuses to take
any money. What, then, would the fellow have? A hundred strokes of the
strappado on his bare shoulders, my lord; he says he will not bate a
single blow. On this, the whole company ran down stairs, to see so
singular a man. A fine fish! cried the marquis; what is your demand, my
friend? Not a quatrini, my lord, answered the fisherman; I will not take
money: if your lordship wishes to have the fish, you must order me a
hundred lashes of the strappado on my naked back; otherwise I shall
apply elsewhere. Rather than lose the fish, said the marquis, we must
e’en let this fellow have his humour. Here! cried he to one of his
grooms, discharge this honest man’s demands: but don’t lay on too hard;
don’t hurt the poor devil very much! The fisherman then stripped, and
the groom prepared to execute his lordship’s orders. Now, my friend,
said the fisherman, keep an exact account, I beseech you; for I don’t
desire a single stroke more than my due. The whole company were
astonished at the amazing fortitude with which the man submitted to the
operation, till he had received the fiftieth lash; when, addressing
himself to the servant, Hold, my friend, cried the fisherman; I have now
had my full share of the price. Your share? exclaimed the marquis; what
is the meaning of all this? My lord, returned the fisherman, I have a
partner, to whom my honour is engaged, that he shall have his full half
of whatever I receive for the fish; and your lordship, I dare venture to
say, will by and by own that it would be a thousand pities to defraud
him of a single stroke. And pray, honest friend, said the marquis, who
is this partner? Your porter, my lord, answered the fisherman, who keeps
the outer gate of the palace, and refused to admit me, unless I would
promise him half what I should obtain for the fish. Ho! ho! exclaimed
the marquis, laughing very heartily, by the blessing of heaven, he shall
have double his demand in full! The porter was accordingly sent for; and
being stripped to the skin, two grooms were directed to lay on with all
their might till he had fairly received what he was so well entitled to.
The marquis then ordered his steward to pay the fisherman twenty
sequins; desiring him to call annually for the like sum, as a recompense
for the friendly service he had rendered him.
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