John Bull; Or, The Englishman's Fireside: A Comedy, in Five ActsColman, George
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John Bull; Or, The Englishman's Fireside: A Comedy, in Five Acts
Colman, George
Comedy plays; English drama
_Pereg._ Nay, nay; cease to grasp that cane.--While we are so
conspicuously bless'd with laws to chastise a culprit, the mace of
justice is the only proper weapon for the injured.--Let me talk with
you. [_Takes THORNBERRY aside._
_Sir Simon._ [_To FRANK ROCHDALE._] Well, sir; who may this last
person be, whom you have thought proper should visit me?
_Frank._ A stranger in this country, sir, and----
_Sir Simon._ And a friend, I perceive, of that old ruffian.
_Frank._ I have reason to think, sir, he is a friend to Mr.
Thornberry.
_Sir Simon._ Sir, I am very much obliged to you.--You send a brazier
to challenge me, and now, I suppose, you have brought a travelling
tinker for his second. Where does he come from?
_Frank._ India, sir. He leap'd from the vessel that was foundering
on the rocks, this morning, and swam to shore.
_Sir Simon._ Did he? I wish he had taken the jump with the brazier
tied to his neck.
[_PEREGRINE and JOB come forward._
_Pereg._ [_Apart to JOB._] I can discuss it better in your absence.
Be near with Mary: should the issue be favourable, I will call you.
_Job._ [_Apart to PEREG._] Well, well! I will. You have a better
head at it than I.----Justice! Oh, if I was Lord Chancellor, I'd
knock all the family down with the mace, in a minute. [_Exit._
_Pereg._ Suffer me to say a few words, Sir Simon Rochdale, in behalf
of that unhappy man. [_Pointing to where JOB was gone out._
_Sir Simon._ And pray, sir, what privilege have you to interfere in
my domestic concerns?
_Pereg._ None, as it appears abstractedly. Old Thornberry has just
deputed me to accommodate his domestic concerns with you: I would,
willingly, not touch upon yours.
_Sir Simon._ Poh! poh! You can't touch upon one, Without being
impertinent about the other.
_Pereg._ Have the candour to suppose, Sir Simon, that I mean no
disrespect to your house. Although I may stickle, lustily, with you,
in the cause of an aggrieved man, believe me, early habits have
taught me to be anxious for the prosperity of the Rochdales.
_Sir Simon._ Early habits!
_Pereg._ I happened to be born on your estate, Sir Simon; and have
obligations to some part of your family.
_Sir Simon._ Then, upon my soul, you have chosen a pretty way to
repay them!
_Pereg._ I know no better way of repaying them, than by consulting
your family honour. In my boyhood, it seem'd as if nature had
dropp'd me a kind of infant subject on your father's Cornish
territory; and the whole pedigree of your house is familiar to me.
_Sir Simon._ Is it? Confound him, he has heard of the miller!
[_Aside._] Sir, you may talk this tolerably well; but 'tis my
hope--my opinion, I mean, you can't tell who was my grandfather.
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