John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)O'Rell, Max
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John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)
O'Rell, Max
England -- Social life and customs; Women -- Great Britain
_Lady B._--"That's quite a mistake, my dear; their apparent
indifference is really respect, and, thanks to that respect, we can go
where we like in peace and safety. I don't mind telling you that I
have my doubts about the real motives of the politeness of Frenchmen."
_La Comtesse._--"How can you talk like that? you, who come from a
country where a man thinks nothing of pushing past a lady and making
her stop in the street, or of entering a railway carriage before her!
No matter where he may be, a Frenchman will always stand aside to let
a woman pass...."
_Lady B._--"Yes, to have a better look at her. Now, at the theatre,
for instance, to me they are particularly annoying, your Frenchmen.
Between the acts, they come and stand about in the corridors and near
the boxes, and there, a yard or two from you, they will examine you in
detail through their opera-glasses. You may think yourself lucky if
they do not forthwith pass all sorts of remarks about you. That kind
of thing annoys and insults a woman. You may call it gallant, if you
like; I call it rude."
_La Comtesse._--"Rather impertinent, I will admit."
_Lady B._--"Impertinent, indeed! that is a mild word for it. Do you
know, one evening--it was at the Opera--I was in a box ... a little
_décolletée_ ... _en losange_, you know ... it was very fashionable in
1880."
_La Comtesse._--"It will come in again, you may be sure, _c'était
mutin en diable_."
_Lady B._--"What did you say it was?"
_La Comtesse._--"I said it was _mutin en diable_. Does that shock
you?"
_Lady B._--"Yes, a little: it reminds me of an expression of my
husband's."
_La Comtesse._--"What expression?"
_Lady B._--"I don't like to tell you."
_La Comtesse._--"What nonsense, dear; it's only between ourselves:
nobody else can hear."
_Lady B._--"Well then, it was one evening on coming home from a
banquet, he told me I was _damned_ pretty."
_La Comtesse._--"Did he? (_kissing her._) Well, so you are."
_Lady B._--"How would you say that in French? Would you say _jolie à
faire ... damner_?"
_La Comtesse._--"_Jolie en diable_ would be better."
_Lady B._--"I forgave him that night; he had been dining, as only our
husbands in England know how to dine.... When my husband comes home
late, I always wait up for him. Do you for yours?"
_La Comtesse._--"Of course I do, always. Besides, when the Count has
dined out, he is so entertaining."
_Lady B._--"I cannot say the same of Lord B.: he is a little bit dull
in his cups."
_La Comtesse._--"Well, dear, you were saying that you were at the
Opera one night in a low-necked dress, and that...."
_Lady B._--"Yes, true. I was forgetting; do lend me a needleful of
your pink silk.... Oh! that is soon told: it was neither an event nor
an adventure. As I told you, I was seated in my box.... Well, during
one of the _entr'actes_, two gentlemen came and took up their position
in front of me, and never took their eyes off my _corsage_ the whole
time. I was indignant."
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