John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)O'Rell, Max
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John Bull's Womankind (Les Filles de John Bull)
O'Rell, Max
England -- Social life and customs; Women -- Great Britain
Mrs. Goodman, in her quality of member and agent of the Royal Society
for the Protection of Animals, never failed to make her husband alight
at the foot of the hill. "You are not going to make poor Bob drag you
up?" said she: "get down and walk: you get stouter every day; a walk
will do you good." The poor Vicar, heavy and asthmatical, alighted,
and puffing, coughing, and breathless, he followed as best he could
to the top of the hill, regretting as he went that husbands were not
included among the animals protected by the Society.
Arrived at the station, he took a ticket, placed his wife comfortably
in the corner of a carriage, and was about to quit the station, when
that lady called out to him: "Barty, be sure you don't forget to walk
when you come to the hill."
"Certainly, my dear," said the good parson, whom the sight of his
wife, starting in a direction opposed to that of the vicarage,
rendered facetious; "if you like, I'll put Bob in the carriage, and
push behind ... and the Society for the Protection of Animals will
award you a gold medal at least."
The engine whistled. The Vicar waved his hand to his wife, and
returned to his carriage, promising himself to do the return journey
at a good pace.
At the foot of the hill, Bob turned his head, according to his wont,
to see if his load were going to obey the injunctions of his
benefactrice; he even went so far as to bring up, in order to allow
the Vicar to get down more comfortably; but that gentleman pretended
not to understand the proceedings of the intelligent animal; he even
administered to Bob two or three sharp strokes of the whip, which
made him grow reflective. Mrs. Goodman's _protégé_ thought it prudent
to step out a little more smartly, and in less than half an hour he
had got over his four miles.
The Vicar had his horse put in the stable, the carriage in the
coach-house, ordered tea to be taken to him in his library, and to his
great satisfaction, was able to terminate the sermon that had been
ruminating in his mind so long.
III.
In the parish of All Angels, the children of the poor went every
Sunday to a Bible-class held in the church schoolroom.
The first class was under the direction of the Vicar's wife.
Proceedings commenced at three with prayer; then a hymn was sung, and
the classes began.
In these Sunday classes, passages of the Bible are read and explained
to the children by the teacher.
On the Sunday in question, Mrs. Goodman had chosen as the subject of
her lesson the twenty-eighth chapter of Isaiah. As soon as the hymn
was over she began to read:
"_Woe to the crown of pride, to the drunkards of Ephraim, whose
glorious beauty is a fading flower...._
"_Behold, the Lord hath a mighty and strong one, which as a tempest
of hail and a destroying storm, as a flood of mighty waters
overflowing, shall cast down to the earth with the hand._
"_The crown of pride, the drunkards of Ephraim, shall be trodden under
feet._"
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